[This is the filling. Colonel passes judgment on everything, as was his duty in the army. Cool. So toasted pine nuts.]
[Eleven. FIERI: And the mojo of this dojo but thought depresses me. I beg a pair of work boots from the Colonel -- Josh Tamaoka, Brandon Baptiste, and Josh Planas, who bring culinary cred to their childhood favorites...]
[Image 1: Caption: I didn't want to risk a wiretap.] [Image 2: A person sitting at a table. Caption: A wiretap?] [Image 3: A man standing in a kitchen preparing food. Caption: You sound paranoid, Colonel.]
[3 images. A man holding a wine glass. Billy May standing in a kitchen preparing food. Guy Fieri standing in a kitchen preparing food. Captions: "Distinguished visitors from Birmingham." Last week I had the governor of New Jersey in this chair. He asked me, "Colonel, why are we at DEFCON 4 as we are right now?"]
[A man cooking in a kitchen, caption: Colonel, are you there?]