A series of Scum Villain AUs where Luo Binghe tries to romance Shen Yuan in increasingly inappropriate power differentials. Binghe is in love with his landlord and keeps missing rent payments so he can offer to pay with his body. Binghe keeps reinfecting his leg wound so he can try to seduce his home health nurse. Binghe is on trial for murder and judge Shen Yuan is like “members of the jury, please disregard that the defendant is trying to fuck me???”
Luo Binghe works at an extremely specific nonprofit that has only one major donor that’s basically keeping the whole thing afloat, and Binghe’s coworkers are so torn on whether he should be encouraged or forbidden from trying to fuck that guy. Eventually Shang Qinghua who also works there is like “good news, we have a second major donor so this entire enterprise is not entirely reliant on the most annoying and easily annoyed man I know to keep giving us money,” and someone else is like “great, then we will approve Luo Binghe’s new HR proposition that we are allowed to have sex with up to fifty percent of our donors, which is good because he’s already somehow living in Shen Yuan’s apartment” and Shang Qinghua is like “up to 50 percent? oh. umm. okay then to stay above board, we need to quickly get two more donors.”
Luo Binghe realizes he has Borderline Personality Disorder and starts dialectical behavior therapy which really helps him better manage his extreme emotions and improves his relationship with those around him, which he excitedly reports to his therapist Shen Yuan who has to go, "THAT'S REALLY GREAT BUT THERE'S NO POINT OF PROGRESS IN DBT WHERE YOU GET TO FUCK YOUR THERAPIST"
Shen Yuan teaches an after work at the community center pottery class that Luo Binghe joins and then engineers the total psychological collapse of all the other students so they stop coming.
