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Fiddlesqeak Fables

@fiddlesqueak-fables

I make gothic horror stories and artwork that is meant to shine a light on unrepresented and unattractive subject matter.
Pro-Artemisia Anti-Bernini
No NSFW, but occasional artistic nudity. Soulsborne posting is common.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/FiddlesqueakFables
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I’ve worked very hard to bring to you a series of Fromsoftware acrylic keychains, now available for preorder!

Each Large keychain is 2.5 inches, while each Mini keychain is a whopping 1 inch.

Note, Mild-Mannered Pate is slightly smaller, simply so he will look proportional next to Creighton and his big stupid axe—and thus is discounted.

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‘Why preorder?’

I’m right out of college and trying to make my artwork into my full-time career. At this moment while just starting out, I can’t afford to order all my things ahead of time. however, if just two people order the same characters keychain, I will be able to manufacture that keychain with a profit!

‘What happens if I am the only one who buys a keychain?’

You will still get your keychain, I will just lose money :,)

‘What happens if the keychains don’t look like how they’re advertised in the listing?’

I plan to send buyers a picture of the keychain when it arrives from the manufacturer to make sure it’s fitting in with expectations! If not, they will be refunded.

‘How long will the keychains takes to arrive?’

Around 2-3 Weeks if your are the first to pre-order, much shorter if not! If you are first, thank you so much for your brave sacrifice.

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My fellow Fromsoftware fans,

I want to conduct science.

Did the ‘Fromsoftware curse’ happen to you, and if so, when did it set in?

The Fromsoftware curse being the term for after you click with a Fromsoft game, every other game you play that isn’t Fromsoft will now feel like it has something missing and will never be as satisfying. I’ve seen people use this term mostly on the subreddits.

For me, it was Artorias in DS1. After that it was over for me, no other game could make me feel that way besides another Fromsoft title.

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Fromsoft copy-cat games always fail to realize what makes Dark Soul’s/Elden Ring’s/Bloodborne’s combat so rich in its complexity.

Guys, it’s not just the fact that it has a ton of different spells and attacks and ways to move and doge and buttons to press. It’s the fact that on top of having all that, 99% of it is completely optional.

It’s the fact that you can customize your combat experience and not even worry about any of the stuff you don’t find as fun. I never crafted anything in Elden ring, I preferred close combat. However if you love using lots of items and making things, there’s a whole crafting system for you!! If you don’t??? Just don’t use it!! It’s all about choice!!

Like magic? Here’s a ton of spells! No magic? No problem.

Meanwhile the people who attempt to steal it always give you 20 button combos to memorize that you need in order to move forward. Please I just like rolling around on the ground and being fast.

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I will always believe that Elden ring is the painting that was created by Gael’s blood in Dark Souls 3.

There’s areas named after him for one, and for two, SCARLET ROT????

Come on, they both even have crow and bug imagery along with their red and fire-weak fungus.

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