A clean version of the first batch of Fromsoft charm designs without all the filthy capitalism for your viewing and profile picture/phone background enjoyment.

I’ve worked very hard to bring to you a series of Fromsoftware acrylic keychains, now available for preorder!

Each Large keychain is 2.5 inches, while each Mini keychain is a whopping 1 inch.

Note, Mild-Mannered Pate is slightly smaller, simply so he will look proportional next to Creighton and his big stupid axe—and thus is discounted.

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‘Why preorder?’

I’m right out of college and trying to make my artwork into my full-time career. At this moment while just starting out, I can’t afford to order all my things ahead of time. however, if just two people order the same characters keychain, I will be able to manufacture that keychain with a profit!

‘What happens if I am the only one who buys a keychain?’

You will still get your keychain, I will just lose money :,)

‘What happens if the keychains don’t look like how they’re advertised in the listing?’

I plan to send buyers a picture of the keychain when it arrives from the manufacturer to make sure it’s fitting in with expectations! If not, they will be refunded.

‘How long will the keychains takes to arrive?’

Around 2-3 Weeks if your are the first to pre-order, much shorter if not! If you are first, thank you so much for your brave sacrifice.

TW: SA/Forced Pregnancy

The Leonhard questline in DS3 doesn’t get enough credit for how harrowing and tragic it is, and gives so much emotion to Rosaria/Gwynevere as a character.

Leonhard killing Rosaria despite having declared himself a very loyal follower may seem like a huge betrayal, but tied in with the fact Aldrich imprisoned and r*ped her, with her history of forced pregnancy with Seath and even possibly Osiris (assuming she wasn’t okay with the creation of Ocelot), Leonhard screaming at us that he won’t let us take her soul to ‘ravage’ and won’t let her get defiled anymore is so insanely tragic. He was convinced that the only way to keep her safe was for her to not have a body anymore, and when we came he was certain that we only wanted to abuse every part of her.

I don’t view it as him being jealous or possessive, just furious and deeply heartbroken that men could do that to her.

“I made this game that’s just like Darksouls” Cool! Show me your female character designs.

I have strong and very not normal thoughts about the relationships between Lothric, Sulyvahn, Gwyndolin, and Aldrich.

Why is Lothric emo?

Why does Sulyvahn keep manipulating white haired pretty boys?

Brbrbrbr crying over Gwyndolin’s screaming

Why is Aldrich litterally Cannibal by Kesha someone make an amv NOW.

Dark son, Gwyndolin

Quick sketch of a very normal Cleric who lost his M’lady in a very normal and not suspicious way.

I’m thinking about how Artorias had ‘not a touch of dark’ in him and thus was taken over by the abyss. Because I, and I assume most people, immediately took this as ‘Artorias was an extremely good and perfect person and thus was easily corrupted.’

But now that I think about it, since the dark is humanity, perhaps it can instead be interpreted as Artorias having lost all of his humanity through service to Gwyn.

Not necessarily having become evil, but just numb to all the atrocities he had to carry out for the king to keep his power.

If anyone knows about how this line is translated in other languages I’d be curious to know which interpretation it leans towards, especially in the original Japanese.

Lautrec of Carim

My fellow Fromsoftware fans,

I want to conduct science.

Did the ‘Fromsoftware curse’ happen to you, and if so, when did it set in?

The Fromsoftware curse being the term for after you click with a Fromsoft game, every other game you play that isn’t Fromsoft will now feel like it has something missing and will never be as satisfying. I’ve seen people use this term mostly on the subreddits.

For me, it was Artorias in DS1. After that it was over for me, no other game could make me feel that way besides another Fromsoft title.

Siegmeyer of Catarina Linocut

Fromsoft copy-cat games always fail to realize what makes Dark Soul’s/Elden Ring’s/Bloodborne’s combat so rich in its complexity.

Guys, it’s not just the fact that it has a ton of different spells and attacks and ways to move and doge and buttons to press. It’s the fact that on top of having all that, 99% of it is completely optional.

It’s the fact that you can customize your combat experience and not even worry about any of the stuff you don’t find as fun. I never crafted anything in Elden ring, I preferred close combat. However if you love using lots of items and making things, there’s a whole crafting system for you!! If you don’t??? Just don’t use it!! It’s all about choice!!

Like magic? Here’s a ton of spells! No magic? No problem.

Meanwhile the people who attempt to steal it always give you 20 button combos to memorize that you need in order to move forward. Please I just like rolling around on the ground and being fast.

Helped teach kids block carving today, and I totally immediately bought the supplies for myself as soon as we were done.