“Soup’s on!” Aunt Josephine called from the kitchen. “Please come to dinner!” “Oh good,” Violet said. “There’s nothing like hot soup on a chilly evening.” “Actually, it’s not hot soup,” Aunt Josephine said. “I never cook anything hot because I’m afraid of turning the stove on. It might burst into flames. I’ve made chilled cucumber soup for dinner.”
– A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Wide Window by Lemony Snicker