“Hello hello hello!” a loud voice boomed out, and from behind the door stepped a short, chubby man with a round red face. “I am your Uncle Monty, and this is really perfect timing! I just finished making a coconut cake!”
The cake was a magnificent thing, rich and creamy with just the right amount of coconut.
—A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Reptile Room by Lemony Snicker