Just me I guess

Don't worry about them :)

Average Janeway speech: you know, normally I’m a pretty chill guy, but you’ve pissed me off, so I’m going to launch every single weapon I have at you and if you come any closer I’ll nuke us both

Average Archer speech: one time I saw a gazelle and that was really cool, just like how humans are cool. 9/11 will never happen as long as we have the human spirit

gotta love the mics

THE WAY SHE POSED AFTERWARDS HFKFBDK

My artistic rendition:

[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]

gertrude

[ID: a picture of an old, grumpy-looking brown tabby cat gazing dead-eyed into the camera.]

I really wasn't prepared to see just how accurate the depiction of this cat was in that other post. :')

i keep getting fines for “excessive water consumption” it’s not my fault that the basement prison cells all need their own toilets and showers. and like the prisoners are not pulling their weight AT ALL. all they do is sleep and be scared of the rats all day instead of painting with the easels i provided so the fines are really putting a financial strain on the household. if i didn’t need them for their plasma i would have killed them all already because this is nottt as financially lucrative as i thought it would be

in the sims 4

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

i understand you guys now. like i get it

I feel like this is even better when you know that the context is that they've just seem three spectral hags emerge from the fog to recite a prophecy of doom that mentions Captain Kirk by name.

I like how Kirk only adds the Mister when he’s become cross with him.

It's a flirtatious 1960's thing that comes back into fashion in the 2260's.

yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

what’s a henway?

ABOUT 3 TO 5 POUNDS!!!!

the little feet sticking out at the back is really making this a spiritual experience.

Weird at last! Weird at last! God almighty, weird at last!