Saturday Night Fever (M) | JHS
Genre: smut, fluff, angst, E2L
Pairing: fuckboy!hoseok/dancer!hoseok x reader
Summary: On a day you think things can’t get any worse, your classroom enemy Jung Hoseok, who also happens to be the university’s darling dance captain, decides it’s a good idea to humiliate you. You blow off some steam by doing a little dancing in your room the next day–little do you know, a certain someone has a clear view of your private session.
Warnings: angst in the form of extreme frustration and feelings of humiliation (unintentionally caused, just–you’ll see), swearing (just assume all of my fics have curse words), using alcohol as a problem-solver, probably bad smut (don’t complain, this is the first smut i’ve ever written) containing: boners, slight twerking (does that deserve a warning? whatever), slight voyeurism, masturbation (m), a single cock slap, dry humping, dirty talk, switch!reader, switch!hoseok, oral (m receiving), unprotected sex (but seriously, you wouldn’t eat a peeled banana if you didn’t know where it’d been), creampie, aftercare, hair-rippingly inaccurate description of waking up from a single alarm instead of twelve
Word Count: 11,500 exactly, wow
(A/N): wow, this was a lot longer and harder to write than I thought it would be. this is the first oneshot I’ve ever written and certainly my longest story so far, and boy did I forget how hard it is to write stuff the way it appears in your head. Who knew it was so hard to describe disco dancing? lmao. a lot of anecdotes in here are, unsurprisingly, based on my own life (see: elementary school story) and i dare you to try to figure out what else lmao. Anyhoo ~ enjoy this classic enemies to lovers trope featuring none other than our darling dance king, Jung Hoseok.
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Your alarm jolts you awake unceremoniously. You let out a frustrated groan and reach blindly for your phone to shut off the obnoxious noise, hand smacking several empty spots on the desk next to your bed before finally landing on the device.
You manage to turn the alarm off before dragging the phone to your face and unlocking it, only for your eyes to squeeze shut involuntarily due to the brightness. Having just barely managed to keep yourself from dropping the phone on your face, you pull yourself up into a sitting position with another groan and try again. This time you can actually see the screen, and the date that greets you draws out a groan louder than the rest: it is a Tuesday, the first of two days a week you share a class with Jung Hoseok.