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29 // Needed another blog to post my favorite finds on, lest they become lost on my main blog (@irlbop). Sometimes I write stuff // MDNI & DNF
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Temporary Masterlist

This is until I feel I have enough content to justify just making one whole link in the header. Don’t question my reasoning — not because I’d be offended, I just genuinely cannot comprehend my own autistic rule-setting, I just go with it 🤷🏽‍♀️ I know it's all currently Ghost stuff but I do intend to maybe do other things. Ghost is just the predominant hyperfixation at the moment.

Headcanons:

Kids Love the Papas

Clumsy!Terzo

The Papas and Their Looks

Terzo likes romance novels

Copia is a Simp Like His Old Man

The OG Papas Weren't Killed But . . .

Why Copia Wanted to Be Papa

Terzo Feels Complicated About His Looks

Secondo's Drunken Doll Channel

Terzo’s Sweet Tooth

Actual Papa Terzo

Actual Papa Copia

Actual Papa Secondo

Actual Papa Primo

How the Papas Celebrate No Nut November

Copia Doesn’t Think He’s Handsome

Secondo Has Expensive Tastebuds

Van-Nihil-la

Terzo’s Sweet Dreams

Copia’s Family vs His Dating Life

Normal AU Where Terzo Becomes a Director

Does That Man Moan in Bed?!

Misc.

My Sorta Character Breakdown of Sister Imperator/Copia Imperator AU

Oneshots/Full-Grown Fics:

Vaginismus Series: Secondo x Fem!Reader

To your delight, you've caught the eye of Papa Emeritus II. But when he makes it clear he intends on keeping you, you're forced to confront some things you've neglected to approach him about. CW: References to the physical and mental pain vaginismus can cause; reader w/a vagina

Papa's Favorite Ghoul Series: Primo x GN!Reader

When a Papa ascends to their position, the assistance of ghouls is a necessity. In your case, you need them for the new project you've proposed. However, the Ministry's favorite ghoul, Primo, thinks both it -- and you -- are a waste of time and resources. Hopefully you can manage to sway his opinion? CW: Reader is referred to as Papa regardless of gender identity; references to Reader's mortality at the end
#yeah yeah i know it's ugly#i hate making posts on my laptop man :/#the band ghost headcanons#the band ghost hcs#ghost band headcanons#papa emeritus x reader#papa emeritus i x reader#papa emeritus ii x reader#papa emeritus iii x reader#papa emeritus iv x reader#copia x reader#terzo x reader#secondo x reader#primo x reader
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I don’t know who needs this but I never see this discussed or shared. There is an extended version of the He is music video of over 6 minutes, with more scenes during the credits.

Curiosities:

Papa Emeritus III and Brendan McGowan (the actor who sometimes portrays Papa in videoclips) are indicated as two separate actors.

“Tony Alamo's Ghost” is credited in the Extras. Tony Alamo is the cult leader who inspired the concept of the videoclip.

According to Zev Deans, the videoclip director, it was because:

Tony Alamo died this year, literally one day before we began shooting our scenes in a church in Detroit, […] and it sent an eerie chill down my crew’s spines, as we were blasting his music the entire weekend while we made this video. […] It is as if Alamo’s ghost entered the body of Papa, and we were able to channel the madness, the frenzied euphoria of belief that echoes through the Evangelical community.

Metal Injection 2017

Now, some gifs from the credits for our enjoyment:

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…That explains the ornate jacket actually

#the band ghost#he is#papa emeritus lll
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So even though my mom doesn’t have any interest in observing a PowerPoint about Ghost, my sister apparently does.

Sweet!

Unfortunately, I have forgotten how to make an informative PP. Not sweet!

What are some focuses or slides besides who Taco Frito is; the Papas and Sister; common themes in the music; and tidbits of lore you think should be included?

#the band ghost#ghost bc#you think I’m joking. I am not#I used to make PowerPoints for my favorite shows as a child#I am returning to form with this one
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*staring out the bus window*

🧠: You think part of why Terzo’s costume is baggy and non-defining is because he’s so used to being sexualized or having his value placed in his sexuality? And he’s already a bit uncomfortable because he’s convinced he’s not good-looking and thus can’t help but want to not draw further attention to his body than he already has to?

*blinks, writes this down, then goes back to staring out the window*

#the band ghost headcanon#terzo headcanons#papa emeritus iii#papa Terzo#does this make sense??#I feel like it can but that’s just me#like. he knows he has to hype up his sexuality to turn a profit essentially#but this is the one way he has control over his appearance besides his paints#maybe he wants to hide in himself but obviously can’t#but he *can* hide his aging body and imperfections in clothes he can drown in…
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I just thought about this but what if Copia’s partner was Sister’s apprentice and thus took on a lot of her traits — but was still very healthy and good for and with Copia?

She’s very focused, direct, hard-working, wants to assure his success…but not at the cost of his or even her own well-being or happiness. She makes her love for him abundantly clear and isn’t uncomfortable being affectionate towards him or asking him if he’s alright, does he need a break or time to himself? Does he want to cuddle for a bit or play Driving Miss Daisy?

This isn’t to say Copia is a slouch, though: He appreciates that she kicks his rear into gear and he tries to do right by her by doing his best. He communicates his worries even though it makes him nervous, he makes sure dinner is ready or that stuff is clean if his day ends before hers. He feels respected and acknowledged by the fact she sees him for the capable adult he can be, he just needs guidance at times and reminders that he’s allowed to have control over his life.

They’re a team. They do taxes together and he finds those sweet little pointers that gets her more money back. She kisses him like crazy for it.

#the band ghost#papa emeritus iv#cardinal Copia#papa emeritus iv x reader#basically they’re the power couple Sister and Nihil should’ve been if they weren’t Like That both together and as individuals#papa emeritus iv x female reader#copia x female reader#Copia x reader
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You know those videos of fathers developing a sixth sense and sudden gymnastic levels of prowess before yanking their kid away from a big hole or catching them as they fall off a jungle gym set?

Papas doing that with their kids. They are suddenly extremely limber with fast reflexes when it comes to:

  • Grabbing their kid before they get stuck in a summoning circle (Primo)
  • Punching the face a rogue feral ghoul that attempted to pounce on their toddler (Secondo)
  • Catching their child as they come falling off a swing set (Terzo)
  • Yanking their walker-bound baby away in the nick of time when they were tugging on a table runner that had those big glass votive candles on it (Copia)

Complete with the moment of anxiety as they practically grip their child close to their chest, eyes wide at what could’ve happened if they hadn’t caught them in time. Though I think Terzo would’ve shakily tried to laugh it off (“don’t let the baby know you’re scared, it’ll scare them”, he read somewhere) and try to convince them to maybe play on something else that they can’t fall out of. But yeah, otherwise, big, wide, heterochromatic eyes and heavy, anxious breathing as they try and calm down.

Satanas, they’re too old to be pushing their hearts and blood pressures like this —

Once the little tyke is asleep, you and he are going to spend the night baby-proofing the entire abbey.

#actual papa thoughts#the band ghost#papa emeritus iii#papa emeritus iv#papa emeritus i#papa emeritus ii#you thought I was done…but you’re wrong!!!#papa primo#papa secondo#papa Terzo#papa copia
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Alright I’ll admit it: Dicks for the very most part freak me out. They’re frankly ugly, every one I have seen in real life has been against my will (yay for living in a city where so many men piss like dogs right in front of you), and the association with penetration has done them no favors.

But with that said

I trust Copia’s dick. It does not possess the malice or will to hurt me. It is a friendly dick. It is considerate, very demure, very mindful. It would watch my drink at a party, it would answer my texts, I could sit next to it beneath a blanket on the couch while watching a movie and not feel pressured to do anything besides feel safe and warm and appreciated.

I am certain it is the cutest dick ever. An aesthetically pleasant thing deserving of its own personalized blog complete with lace and doily-like backgrounds. It is a dick I can get behind, and it would thank me for it.

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I know it’s only two messages but I basically never get messages in my inbox, let alone twice in one day. AND THE FACT THIS WAS TRIGGERED BY MY SHAMEFUL, HONESTLY KINDA SEXLESS OBSERVATION ABOUT COPIA’S SCHLONG —

#I want to claim I wrote it in a fugue state#but no#I was very freaking aware of what I was saying. said it with my whole finger chest#I just genuinely feel like Copia’s dick is a friend#and I’m glad it’s translating well to others bUT MAN
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Anonymous asked:

Gonna be honest, the first post I see when opening Tumblr at 3:00 AM being your Copia Dick post was like getting hit with a mental flash bang. That being said, I agree with you.

— an equally sleep deprived anon

I’m lying in bed right now. I saw this, read it, comprehending the depth of what I bath wrought, and slowly had to place my palm over my mortified because how else do I hide from my sins? If I’d seen this post at ass o’clock in the morning, I would think I a hallucinated it until the next time I see it like it’s a Cryptid!! 😭😭😭 Sorry for Shitghost Jumpscaring you, hun!!! I cannot promise it won’t happen again!!!

#response#I just imagined someone waking up at the Witching Hour; glancing at their phone…#and even though it’s brightness was turned all the way down when they went to sleep#they’re immediately blinded by a light and just. digital dicks flying out at em#just. a barrage of em#(it’s Witching Hour it could happen)
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While I do like to think that the Ministry does have an HR department of sorts, I think they still default to Mr. Psaltarian to be the voice of reason and to handle shit. Especially if any of the parties involved are from the Emeritus line.

He is also Sister’s impromptu therapist. He didn’t seek it out but she tells him shit and he knows she’s not going to go to an actual professional about it and just makes that everybody else’s problem. He literally has to let her vent and reveal shit so he can talk her out of doing yet another impulsive thing that may end in murder somewhere down the line.

#mr psaltarian#the band ghost hcs#he isn’t part of HR but he’s the only level-headed person still alive here#he has his own mug in the HR mug cabinet#he is resigned to this as his fate#and that is why I nominate Mr. Psaltarian as the person with the most Employee of the Month awards
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Anonymous asked:

haha you're real for the dick post.

Lately I've wanted to see smaller dicks in fics, or none at all. IDK a small capable dick owned by somebody who is sensitive to you is just as good, if not better. Some times those large owners don't even try and assume just being large is enough (It's not!)

anyway haha yes hi this is my first ask to you and its about this nice to meet you

I don’t even necessarily think it’s particularly small, I’m just not intimidated by it. Like, it just doesn’t illicit disgust in me like a dick of any size normally would. It’s just a sweet dick that belongs to a sweet man, neither of which would do me harm 😩🩵 Still ain’t entering me because duh but!! If I were to encounter Copia’s dick at night, I wouldn’t feel threatened and would trust it to walk me home (exaggeration ofc but let me joke n dream!)

Also yeesh: This is what made you want to message me? God, I feel like I failed you, dude (gn). I feel like I should’ve done better and given a cuter prompt to inspire you!!! Instead I’m just out here going “Dick dick goof tube” 😭😭😭

#*sadly jingles my clown ass away*#response#talking out my poop chute
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Alright I’ll admit it: Dicks for the very most part freak me out. They’re frankly ugly, every one I have seen in real life has been against my will (yay for living in a city where so many men piss like dogs right in front of you), and the association with penetration has done them no favors.

But with that said

I trust Copia’s dick. It does not possess the malice or will to hurt me. It is a friendly dick. It is considerate, very demure, very mindful. It would watch my drink at a party, it would answer my texts, I could sit next to it beneath a blanket on the couch while watching a movie and not feel pressured to do anything besides feel safe and warm and appreciated.

I am certain it is the cutest dick ever. An aesthetically pleasant thing deserving of its own personalized blog complete with lace and doily-like backgrounds. It is a dick I can get behind, and it would thank me for it.

#shitghosting#what the fuck even is this#can you tell I barely got any sleep and have been up since the crack of dawn?#Copia#papa emeritus iv#frater imperator#Cardinal Copia#I love that I post this after claiming I should adjust my ways
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Terzo has a cat. He loves her dearly, more than anything.

But this is the ugliest cat you've ever seen. I'm talking full on fugly.

I'm imagining a really fucked up Sphinx or one of those, "ma there's s weird fucking cat outside" cats.

He calls her his beautiful baby princess and thinks she's the most beautiful thing Satan has ever gifted him. His brothers make fun of him for it of course. Because this cat is hideous.

#you know that man puts bows and pearl collars on that creecher too#he adores that aminal and she adores him back#papa emeritus iii#purrzo
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