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the hobbit genderswap au (part 3) - rebecca ferguson as thranduil, taron egerton as tauriel, christian bale as bard, sean harris as the master of laketown, rachel brosnahan as alfrid, joel edgerton as beorn, daniela melchior as radagast and kristofer hivju as dain ironfoot.
You’ve been sitting quietly for far too long. Tell me, when did doilies and your mother’s dishes become so important to you? I remember a young hobbit who was always running off in search of Elves, in the woods. He’d stay out late, come home, after dark, trailing mud and twigs and fireflies. A young hobbit who would’ve liked nothing better than to find out what was beyond the borders of the Shire. The world is not in your books and maps. It’s out there.
THE HOBBIT: An Unexpected Journey (2012) dir. Peter Jackson
Matt Stewart, Battle of the Five Armies
the hobbit genderswap au (part 2) - emily blunt as bofur, kristen connolly as bifur, florence pugh as bombur, zoe kazan as dori, emma stone as nori, emma corrin as ori, moira kelly as oin and rebecca hall as gloin.
the hobbit genderswap au (part 1) - felicity jones as bilbo baggins, caitriona balfe as thorin oakenshield, margo martindale as balin, olivia williams as dwalin, kathryn newton as fili and natalia dyer as kili.
The Hobbit Genderswap - The Rest of the Company
Rosamund Pike as Bofur, Judy Greer as Bifur, Florence Pugh as Bombur, Zoe Kazan as Dori, Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Nori, Ruby Ashbourne Serkis as Ori, Victoria Pedretti as Oin and Kristen Connolly as Gloin.
THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG (2013) — dir. Peter Jackson
THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG (2013) — dir. Peter Jackson
Look, I know you doubt me. I know you always have. And you’re right. I often think of Bag End.
but Tolkien draws such cute dragons, omg
like look at Smaug, look at his ears, DON’T YOU JUST WANT TO SCRATCH BEHIND HIS EARS AND TELL HIM HE’S A GOOD BOY
and look at this guy, I guess he’s supposed to be ferocious but it looks more like “whoa man chill out, I’m just saying that those shoes with that helmet was maybe not the greatest fashion decision, just a little friendly advice, no need to get defensive.”
THIS LITTLE BB ALL CURLED UP AND TAKIN’ A NAP
I want this one to live in my pocket and be my sassy talking dragon sidekick
SO SMILEY!! “gonna go terrorize some helpless villagers aw yiss”
but my favorite is this little doodle here
just look at him
LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS
tolkien was really out here just drawing trogdors
AHAHAHHA STILL MILKING THIS JOKE
In reference to this [x]
Also, I’m not doing comics for this Texan this semester, so comics will now be in color!!
#done with this shit
I am Death
@earendil-was-a-mariner gave me an idea…
a 1998 United Kingdom stamp with an illustration of a scene from The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien
[id: a postage stamp with an illustration of a small person fleeing from a dragon. end id]
“The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey”, dir. Peter Jackson
Do not talk to me of dragon fire! I know its wrath and ruin.
