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28 | He/Him | het | Christian (Protestant)|American My hopeless assortment of nonsense, be it movies, comics, art, cartoons, or memes. Brother to thedeadtravelfast, jabberwocky1996, cluebaggins, and rexcrusader. NOT SPOILER FREE.
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Freddie knocking on the cupboard: I don’t hate your song! if you just change one letter I could get on board with it! And even convince brian!
Roger: No! No way! I’m not calling it I’m in love with my cat!
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If you play..

Bohemian Rhapsody at 23:55:53 you will start your new year right at the metal part

We Are The Champions at 23:58:10 you will start your new year at the last chorus

Another One Bites The Dust at 23:57:13 you will start your new year where he hits that “well im ready, yes im ready for you”

Body Language at 23:59:14 you will start your new year at “dont talk”

Liar at 23:45:42 you will start your new year at the “mama im gonna be your slave” part

Crazy Little Thing Called Love(Live At Wembley Stadium 86) at 23:58:01 you will start your new year by Roger Taylor saying “Ready Freddie?”

Don’t Stop Me Now at 23:57:59 you will start your new year at the “dont stop me, dont stop me”

In The Lap Of The Gods just right at midnight to hear more of my boi Roggies falsetto

Flick Of The Wrist  at 23:59:05 you will start your new year with the first “flick of the wrist”

A Kind Of Magic at 23:59:46 to hear mr johnny D chime in with his bass at midnight

Killer Queen at 23:58:46 to start of 2019 “fastidious and precise“

Fat Bottomed Girls at 23:57:15 you will start of 2019 by getting on your bike and riding

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more handy Queen anecdotes if you ever think they’re a serious band in any way:

1) roger locking himself in a cupboard to get his song as the b-side of bohemian rhapsody 

2) freddie throwing a brick through their managers window because he walked off and left him at a restaurant alone #not glam 

3) them all getting stuck in a lift because they started jumping up and down having just heard they got their first number 1 single 

4) freddie calling his manager to get him out of michael jackson’s house immediately because michael kept bringing his llama into the recording stupid and it freaked him the fuck out and this is genuinely why freddie wasn’t on thriller

5) john coming up with the under pressure bassline then going out for pizza and forgetting it 

6) freddie calling sid vicious simon ferocious 

7) the new orleans jazz party which no one can actually remember  

8) Roger and Brian getting into a fight and not stoping until they walked in on Freddie eating cereal in his underwear

9) “Freddie-poos, where are you?”

10) Police comming to break up a paty in the early 70′s (before they were famous) and Freddie playing nice and serving them tea laced with pot

11) Freddie and Brian signing girls’ butts

12) Brian sassing people on Twitter

13) The video for “I Want To Break Free”

14) Behind the scenes of “I’m Going Slightly Mad”

15) Freddie actually/probably wanting to buy the Hungarian Parliament

16) John’s secret cocktail bar behind his bass rig

17) When the guys used to visit Brian after his surgery and they used to made him laugh purposely, although it was very painful

John throwing peanuts at brian while brian was onstage doing his Brighton Rock solo.

Freddie getting his drink spiked and jumping up and down in the recycling bin yelling “I’M WHITE TRASH! I’M WHITE TRASH!” and laughing

When Freddie forgot his hair gel for a photo shoot and having to use lube which he just happened to have with him. And then commenting “what a waste” it was.

roger selling freddies fancy ass new jacket to a guy and freddie sprinting after said guy to get it back 

freddie getting completely wasted before a show in 1985, stumbling onstage, laughing his ass off, and screaming “HELLO NEW ZEALAND, WE’RE GONNA HAVE A MOTHERFUCKER OF A TIME”

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