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i forgot that this is what the entire comic is

madebyjackiebieber

You have to build a nether portal there. It’s the only valid thing to do

lmao thrice

ber months core

the soggy slurper

the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it 

better call saul should have been about him finding a new rocket in walter's lab and pressing a button then getting stranded on an alien planet.

? clifford erasure for no reason

inventing a new kind of sex where you crawl into my lap as pathetic as you want to be and unburden your heart to me and no matter what you say i pet your hair and coo in a soft voice that you’re so brave for telling me and it’s gonna be okay and then i hold you and let you suck on my tits for several hours while i rub your back. and you’re still the top btw

nothing beats bed time when the weather is cold

luna

cool cool, you like iphone games with anime bikini girls? awesome. and your room is dirty as shit? that fuckin rocks man, hope you find a girlfriend soon, that like, looks like one of the girls. from the game.

Oh fuck off. Bunch of condescending fucks. 

all i said is that i hope you find a anime girlfriend. is everything okay dude?

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.