TF2 Sleep Headcanons

I can't sleep and I was thinking about this so enjoy my midnight ramblings about my blorbos

Scout: He stays up late and sleeps in later. And I bet he dreams of running a lot and kicks around a bunch like a dreaming dog. I just think that's really silly and so I'm sticking to it. He's pretty much dead to the world when he's asleep, and when he doesn't get sleep he's a massive pain in the ass, if you think he never shuts up normally you should see him when his mind has been running for hours on end and he's close to collapsing.

Soldier: He sleeps on a very strict military like schedule, waking up at the crack of dawn every morning to do role call. Basically everyone ignores him and goes back to sleep, but that doesn't stop him from doing it every morning anyways.

Pyro: Does Pyro even sleep? No one has seen them sleeping, but surely they have to sleep at some time, right? Pyro is the sort of thing where the less you know, perhaps the better...

Demo: It's hard to really determine how much time he spends actually sleeping and how much of it is passing out from being drunk. He definitely is not a morning person, that's for certain.

Heavy: Heavy sleeps like a stone, once he's out, he's out. However, he usually wakes up at a reasonably early time, not to the extreme, but perhaps an 8 am compared to Soldier's 6 am role call.

Engineer: He relies on coffee a lot, as he stays up late sometimes to work on his projects, but he also likes waking up early in the morning to watch the sunrise and just enjoy the early hours. Despite his not so many hours spent actually sleeping, he seems relatively functional, so good for him if he has a working system.

Medic: Medic is a horrible sleeper all around. For starters, he likes staying up late in his lab, and if he does actually go to sleep, he's a very light sleeper, it doesn't take much to wake him. Once he's up, he doesn't want to go back to sleep, because he thinks about all the stuff he could be doing instead. Also he snores. So badly.

Sniper: Sniper doesn't spend much time sleeping in his room at the base, he usually leaves to either stargaze or go sleep in his van instead. During the daytime, he's an opportune napper, he probably sleeps more at day than night when he gets the chance.

Spy: He has some big fancy bedtime routine ritual before he goes to bed each night, a big fancy bed with silk sheets, silk pajamas, all that fancy crap you just know it. In spite of all of this, however, he has horrible insomnia and often just hangs out in his office smoking late into the night because as much as he tries to, he cannot sleep.

some of these are more in depth than others I am very tired and can't sleep so I'm living vicariously through these fictional men who kill people enjoy