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I remade the silly TF2 base that lives inside my head in The Sims 4 for the 3rd time

And this time I'm actually happy with it!

Behold, the base that I use for a reference for when I write fanfiction! Photo spam incoming under the cut as well as me yapping.......

Okay here we go fingers crossed this works!

Small new addition, Miss Pauling's office! This is just a small building on the outskirts of the RED base, separate from the main building, where Miss Pauling does most of her work. She also sleeps here sometimes when she's doing a lot of work at the RED base to maximize efficiency.

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I'd like to formally apologize to Scout and Medic for being my favourite characters because I make them suffer in the fanfiction I write proportionally more than I do anyone else. I'm currently writing a super angsty Mann vs. Machine fic and boy. Oh boy. Scout my son I am so so so sorry. You deserve better than this. But you won't get it

The worst part of this but also kind of funny I think is that Miss Pauling is like my third favourite character but the worst I make her go through is like. Horrible guilt for all the shit she sees the mercs go through. Everyone else is experiencing the horrors courtesy of me meanwhile my girl is like "hey guysssss I'd love to help you out but I gotta dump these bodies in a river after disfiguring them beyond recognition. Good luck with that though!" Keep on girlbossing queen I love you

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I headcanon Miss Pauling as being into cameras and photography because she's overworked and I think the girl needs a hobby that she can somewhat fit into her work schedule. She got into it after having to take pictures of corpses for some record keeping. She takes pictures of the mercs sometimes after missions and although the first time she asked if she could, she was met with hesitation and some outright refusal, eventually everyone figured it would be nice to indulge her with her hobby because she rarely has the time for other pastimes. She gives the photos to anyone who wants them, and that usually ends up being Pyro, who puts the photos up on their wall decorated with stickers. Medic is covered in blood in every single photo he's in, regardless of if it makes sense for the context of the picture or not. It's better if you don't ask why.

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How Old I Think The Mercs Are

This is more so just for my own reference, also some bonus characters. These are their ages in 1968.

Scout: 22

"The Naked and the Dead" takes place in 1972. In this issue, Spy reveals that Scout was conceived 27 years ago, making him 26/27. I know a lot of people take this at face value to mean Scout is exactly 27 but it does take 9 months to make a baby. Subtract 4 years, we get 22 in 1968.

Soldier: 47

This would make him about 18 around the start of World War 2, which I feel works well considering what the man is all about. I also imagine he claims to be born on the 4th of July, but it's more than a bit doubtful if he's telling the truth.

Pyro: 32

I don't have any evidence or argument for this one, it's just based on vibes

Demoman: 38

Once again, no real evidence or arguments for this one, based purely on vibes

Heavy: 45 Zhanna: 39 Bronislava: 35 Yana: 31

This is where I get a bit insane. Heavy and his family were sent to the gulag in 1941. Using the photo from "A Cold Day in Hell", I estimate Heavy in this photo to be maybe 18, Zhanna 12, Bronislava 8, and Yana 4. I also don't know how children look like at different ages at all so maybe I'm way off but those are my estimates.

Engineer: 42

It does take a long time to get a PhD, even more time to get 11, but knowing Engineer he could probably grind through them in no time. It's also stated that he spent 10 years in the Texas oilfields, so between that and the PhDs he isn't exactly young anymore, but not super old either.

Medic: 46/47

I know a lot of people headcanon Medic to be in his 50s or later, but this number is based purely on the very elaborate backstory I have for him. Besides, by the time we get to 1972, the time of "The Naked and the Dead", he would be 50.

Sniper: 26

New Zealand sunk 40 years ago in the times of the comics, and 10 years later Sniper's father tries to escape in a rocket, only for baby Sniper to get in the rocket instead and crash land in Australia. This makes Sniper 30 in the comics, and thus, 26 in 1968.

Spy: 48

Spy states he was young and foolish when he dropped a sex bomb on Scout's mother, so I think he was about 25 when Scout was conceived. Leaving him at 48 in 1968.

Miss Pauling: 24

I imagine she's only a bit older than Scout, but she has worked for the Administrator a long time, since she was rather young.

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