I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

no hope for you even at all

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled “do not stand at my grave and weep” after the poem by mary elizabeth frye. the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

you’re gonna go to the hardware store. you’re gonna get some joint compound. you’re gonna get some caulk, and you’re gonna caulk that shit. [okay, well uh, fyi] “fyi”? [i’m not your fuckin gopher] fiy FIY YOU COCKED IT UP YOU’RE GONNA CAULK IT OUT [okay well i would love to but uh my license is expired, EFF. yi] (you drove in this morniiiinnggg…..) sydney. you wanna help, you can take him [NAH. time out, i’ll uber, thank you] (grow uppp) [thank you] SURGE RATES, FUCKO.

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

Love this little skrunkly boy. Photostudy of B2EMO from Andor.

I want to just hug him and tell everything will be ok

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

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RELEASE THE BUBBLE HORSE

@doyoueverwishyouhadmoreteeth said that Birdie from Glass Onion has a lot of Tryst energy, and my god, they were right

how do you draw wet hair

okkay. i was going to make an actual tutorial thing to help u but i frogot what i was doing so i drew the most pathetic little wet cat beast imaginable. on accident. so sorry

they pourt wader on him

“I’m a horse vet. This adorable little guy fell asleep on my feet while I talked to his people.”

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You are small potatoes to me. And brother I’m about to start mashing

Quotes from the Everything Everywhere All At Once Directors’ commentary, part 1 of 2

its not my fault the optimal atmospheric conditions are achieved in my room when the heater is on and the window is open. btw who is Electric Bill he sounds cool

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