First off, spin this wheel.
You just landed on one of 200 fandoms that have been very popular somewhere on Tumblr over the years. Topics were chosen either from appearing on a @fandom end-of-year recap or from my own long (long, long) site memories before that.
also all of these fandoms are definitely things that really exist in the real world and none of them are Tumblr creations
Whoa, it's finally completed! The glorious tattoo sweater
*lying at a job interview voice* yeah i can sing all of the lyrics of American Pie by Don McLean. WITHOUT slipping into the weird al version. easy
did you write the book of love and do you have faith in God above? If the Bible tells you soooo and did you see him hitting on the queen though he's just - FUCK
apparently. me and don mclean share this issue
doing plant chores today except it is 5pm and like 37 degrees out here and i am perishing
told mum i might have to just hose myself off and she pointed out our pool. the pool that i never get into. i never use it bc i have no patience at all for washing my hair and that is a thing i need to do every time i get into the damn thing, the bane of curly hair.
anyway it was delightful and she told me to not put my head under but there was no way i was cooling down until i did. so.
i bit the bullet and finally proposed to someone on my most advanced coral island save, so fern is marrying nina
and then immediately when i was going around chatting to folks i went to the merfolk kingdom and denali said congrats and i was like why didn't i marry her
anyway, yeah. no changes now lol. (and i also forgot to get denal and semeru both up to dating first, so i have 2 lockets that i can't give them bc i'm engaged so i'm going to miss their heart events on this save)
2b nier automata is literally the funniest protagonist of all time because since her design is so sexualized tons of people flooded to the game to look at big anime ass only for her in the very first second of gameplay, before you've even seen the characters, go "why are we here. just to suffer? god, im so fucking sad"
then because nier automata sold so well, due to it being fucking fantastic and the aforementioned anime ass, every gacha under the sun went "oh shit can we have collab with 2b please please please" and yoko taro (i assume) was like "yeah sure" so now she's in like 20 games surrounded by anime thotties going "uwaaah i really hope commander-san notices how short my skirt is!" and she's in the background going
she............an empress whose name has been lost to the sands of time
I think more games with romance should include polyamory as an option. Not just because of inclusion purposes but also because a lot of these games are super long RPGs and I sure as hell don't have time to replay the game 5 times to romance everyone I wanted to.
Also even if I do play again I will feel bad not romancing my girl. Like come on I don't want her to be lonely.
Polyamory would also make speed running like 200% more fun. Romance Everyone %. Divorce Everyone %. Romance everyone EXCEPT one specific guy glitchless. Secret ending where the polycule kicks the player out of the polycule and all of them date each other without you and getting it involves like 200 stupid glitches including letting the game run for 48 real world hours doing nothing for the low % speedrun.
okay, genuinely curious (and please feel free to expand in the tags)
A redditor u/spottedgolfing shares the process of the penny floor they installed into their homes foyer.
Re: the popular questions
The Shadow Dragons
So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.
So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"
But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:
And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)
Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.
And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize
They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy
you have to understand the glass shattering over my head i felt when THIS was the first message i saw from noa after his surgery