my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

calling the cops on an unhoused person for being weird/rude/"scary" in public is so weird to me on such a fundamental level... like even before you get to political beliefs about jail and homelessness, you are beefing with a dude who has to live on the sidewalk. like sorry if he was rude to you dude sorry if he made you uncomfortable but to be fair he lives and sleeps on the fucking sidewalk. sorry if hes being too mentally unwell on the street late at night but like you gotta understand that he lives on the fucking sidewalk. sorry if he seems a little bit "off" today dude i think maybe its because he lives on the fucking goddamn sidewalk

Reblog to kill it faster

i know this was filmed like a year ago on the opposite side of the country but I can feel the energy in the studio when this occurred

Explanation from the notes in case anyone needs it

i have to defend fictional women who aren't good people because if i don't who else will

the two flavours of this feeling are "i think she is flawed and going through it and figuring her shit out and that's a very human quality that i appreciate seeing in a female character" and "i think it's good she killed and ate those people and i think it's really hot that she didn't feel bad about it because confidence is attractive"

the only thing worse than disliking a book and taking to goodreads to indulge the hater instinct only to find that you are apparently the only person in the world who dislikes it is disliking a book and taking to goodreads to indulge etc and finding other people who dislike it, except that every single one of those people dislikes it for wildly incorrect and bad reasons that have nothing to do with why you (most correct person ever) found it dislikeable

#once again shouldering the burden of being the only person alive on planet earth with good and correct opinions. :(

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

wanted to see if I could make a convincing Charlie Brown comic

A word was misspelled on a boot and people thought that was super funny and then someone made a fake movie poster for that misspelled word and then seemingly overnight there was a massive amount of fanart, fanficition and even a movie score for a flim that doesn't exist and that's why the phrase "happy (1st) 50th anniversary to goncharov" is technically correct and

Live footage of a pokemon evolution

ok so very cool that priamhark and pelleamena killed every single child in the ninth nursery in order to conceive a necromancer. except for gideon, who survived for Plot Reasons but like. they didn't know that would happen. and except for ortus, who was ostensibly kept alive to be harrow's cavalier. but like. did they not think even a SINGLE generation past that?? did they not realize that, by killing every child but two, at some point the only adults left on the ninth would (presumably) be harrow and ortus??? did they expect the reverend daughter to PROCREATE with ORTUS NIGENAD???? SHE'S A LESBIAN. WHAT WAS THEIR BACKUP PLAN

I have two three theories about this:

One. The Reverend Father and Reverend Mother were not the masterminds behind the plan to create Harrow. They were acting with the help of an authority they held higher than themselves, such as a lyctor or their founding ancestor, and trusted that the Ninth had served its purpose and would not need to continue beyond Harrow.

Two. They didn't anticipate no children ever being born again after Harrow. They knew they would cause a population bottleneck crisis but didn't know how severe it would be.

Three. The Reverend Father and Reverend Mother were short-sighted morons who burned through every resource available to them with no thought to conservation for the future, and left their child to inherit a desperate and dying world. Does This Remind You Of Anything?

Multiplayer games with two factions be like "Who will you join;"

"The GLORIANUS MAGNIFICUS, a kingdom of honor, morality, beauty, and faith..."

"Or the CRINGEFUCKS, a clan of dishonorable barbarians who kick puppies and drown babies and worship Satan?"

And literally without fail 75% of the game's population plays Cringefuck.

VALID.

The duality of man

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The Australian state of Tasmania is being held hostage and terrorized by a single elephant seal and this has been going on for more than a month now.

He’s just a baby. He’s not even two years old. But he weighs over 1,000 pounds and refuses to go back in the sea even though he’s done molting. His hobbies include blocking roadways, sleeping in front of cars, purposefully knocking over signposts, playing with traffic cones and barking at people.

we are not being held hostage by neil. we love him.

is he behind you as you type that