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Little, Broken, But Still Good

@femmedplume / femmedplume.tumblr.com

Home of your friendly neighborhood Stitch. Lover of writing and cats, intermittently in need of a fainting couch. Commissons open, check out Instagram.com/lesmars_art. Tolkien side-blog @brannonlasgalen
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for the writing asks 7-11!

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Hooray for questions! I’ve got a few different WIPs, so I’m cherry-picking ---------------------------------------

7. Favorite description in your WIP? (If asked more than once, respond with a new piece each time)

Wind whipped up from the ground, and the dark of earth rained down. The great moon turned red, then bone, then black; then blew itself to bits and reformed in the blink of an eye. The oak-leaves shivered and turned to glass, rivers of molten gold in their veins. The owl, caught off-guard, was suddenly not an owl.  Her feathers stretched and cracked, her bones twisted; she hissed, surprised to find herself a bobcat. It hadn’t hurt, not really; but no owl wants to be catted about without warning.  - Excerpt from Allomancer 

8. Favorite dialogue in your WIP? (If asked more than once, respond with a new piece each time)

I am come from Death, and I bring Death with me. He is my lover and my brother and the dog at my heel.  -Thranduil in The Healing of the Elvenking

9.What scene was the hardest to write for you and why? There’s never a particular type of scene that’s harder than any other to write; it’s more a matter of not being able to see it fully in my head yet. IWhen I don’t know where I’m going even vaguely, I have a hard time finishing a scene.

10. What scene was the most fun to write for you and why? I haven’t gotten to my favorite scenes yet in my current WIPs, but generally speaking I love to write “domestic” scenes; aka describing comfy homes, nice meals, beautiful gowns, places, armor and weaponry.  

11. Set the scene for us. What are your settings like and do you have any pictures saved that represent them? Do your characters travel and see more than one? What are their names? In Allomancer, the characters mainly stay in one city. It’s a fantasy world, where the main city (located on the seashore of an Amazonian rainforest) is laid out in a spiral, like a seashell. The culture is a mixture of French and West African influences, and I’m leaning towards more Islamic architecture; I love the sophisticated geometric patterns and elegant curves! I haven’t decided on a name for the city yet though. 

In The Season (a regency romance where the heroine is a mixed-race heiress,) the main settings are St. Kitts & Nevis Islands, 1800s London, and the English countryside. 

I know that’s only two pictures, but mebbe I shall make an aesthetic or two for these WIPs 🤔

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Last Line Tag

I was tagged by the lovely @bellasprezzaturaa to post the last line I’ve written.

“This is all my fault.”

Not a very exciting line, especially without context, but here you go!

“I’ll, um, go now.”

Thanks for the tag, dear! 

I’m giving you two sentences, because I’m a rebel:

The butterflies from lunch were back. Lily pressed a hand to her stomach, as if to still them, then casually checked her watch.

Ron never said no to baked goods and if it ever got back to Ginny that he refused her strange friend, he’d be bat-bogey hexed into the next week for sure.

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solstilla

Thanks @littlejeanniebean!!! <3<3

We should have known not to trust you, Black.

Thanks for the tag @solstilla!

“Oh, Merlin,” James said, flushing awkwardly and looking away. He drained some of his pumpkin juice and wished it was something slightly stronger.

I know you’ve already been tagged so just consider this mutual support lol @magic-girl-in-a-muggle-world @alrightginger @siriuslychessi @thejilyship

Thanks for the tag @matrixaffiliate and @charmingwillow!

“This is not the time to blame James!”

“Thank you!”

“There will be plenty of time for that later.”

from my mermaid story. 

The ocean was alive. 
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femmedplume

From Allomancer, my current proto-novel:

She could not break the curse upon the poor boy, for she was only one small witch; but if she tried, she might be able to bring him some peace, until he found someone who could.
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FYI, Tumblr Fam!

It’s the last day of NaNoWriMo.

At this point, I have 22,658 words left to write. 

I can totally do this but also I may not be able to do this

Wish me luck!

30116 words down, 19884 to go! 

You got this Stitch!!

Thank you mah Mimi! My nap turned into a sleep, but I’m back at it now. 

32383 words down, 17617 words to go!

35481 down, 14519 to go!

37226 down, 12774 to go!

Done! 50017 words! WOO!

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FYI, Tumblr Fam!

It’s the last day of NaNoWriMo.

At this point, I have 22,658 words left to write. 

I can totally do this but also I may not be able to do this

Wish me luck!

30116 words down, 19884 to go! 

You got this Stitch!!

Thank you mah Mimi! My nap turned into a sleep, but I’m back at it now. 

32383 words down, 17617 words to go!

35481 down, 14519 to go!

37226 down, 12774 to go!

Done! 50017 words! WOO!

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femmedplume

FYI, Tumblr Fam!

It’s the last day of NaNoWriMo.

At this point, I have 22,658 words left to write. 

I can totally do this but also I may not be able to do this

Wish me luck!

30116 words down, 19884 to go! 

You got this Stitch!!

Thank you mah Mimi! My nap turned into a sleep, but I’m back at it now. 

32383 words down, 17617 words to go!

35481 down, 14519 to go!

37226 down, 12774 to go!

41127 down, 8873 to go!

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femmedplume

FYI, Tumblr Fam!

It’s the last day of NaNoWriMo.

At this point, I have 22,658 words left to write. 

I can totally do this but also I may not be able to do this

Wish me luck!

30116 words down, 19884 to go! 

You got this Stitch!!

Thank you mah Mimi! My nap turned into a sleep, but I’m back at it now. 

32383 words down, 17617 words to go!

35481 down, 14519 to go!

37226 down, 12774 to go!

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femmedplume

FYI, Tumblr Fam!

It’s the last day of NaNoWriMo.

At this point, I have 22,658 words left to write. 

I can totally do this but also I may not be able to do this

Wish me luck!

30116 words down, 19884 to go! 

You got this Stitch!!

Thank you mah Mimi! My nap turned into a sleep, but I’m back at it now. 

32383 words down, 17617 words to go!

35481 down, 14519 to go!

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ME TODAY

My brain:  😴😴😴

My writing:  See Steve run. See Steve talk. See Steve walk. Oooh, Peggy could do this…wait, no, maybe this. Um, no, that won’t work. Start over. See Steve run. See Steve talk. See Steve walk.

Tumblr:  LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY BOYS! LOOK AT STEVE’S ASS! LOOK AT SEB’S CUTE FACE! LOOK AT CHRIS’S ARM AROUND DODGER!

Me:  Is 8:00 pm too early to go to bed?

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femmedplume

You know something funny? I don’t write everyday. 

At least, I don’t write on paper/screen everyday. Every big-wig professional writer will tell you consistency is key-- but for me at least, that’s only partly true. 

Just thinking about the story, or looking at inspiration pics (e.g., Steve’s ass lol,) will inspire me. I’ve figured out that while it may look like I’m daydreaming or scrolling through social media, what I’m actually doing is writing IN MY HEAD. Front of my mind, back of my mind, whatever; sometimes I can feel an idea percolating waaaaay back there and I can only get shades of it up front where it’s useful, but that’s okay too. I just let it percolate, and when it’s ready it pops up all nice and steaming hot lol-- and then I bash out 15k words in a day. 

Like, I always get compliments for the (relatively) polished look of my first drafts, but the truth is the first four or five drafts have been written before I ever open a word doc.  And I guess I COULD force myself to slog through a bunch of drek to fit someone else’s idea of what a schedule should look like...but why? I still meet my deadlines, just in leaps and bounds instead of at a steady pace. It’s what works for me, and since I’ve embraced that I have written soooo much more than I used to be able to. 

So basically, what I’m saying is don’t be upset if you “can’t write” on any given day; because even if you can’t write with your hands,  you’re probably still writing in your head. :D

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Oooh, another one! Okie, erm... *digs through writing folder* Ooh! Here’s a throwback.

The Archon:  Fantasy novel seedling based on the idea of human-dragons -- not furries! -- but winged human descendants of dragons who had the power to control certain elements (magic) which they used to control the world, class-wise. So the Archani Flights (Flight = Family bloodline) ruled over the majority full-human fantasy world. 

Pure Flights were the noble families, 6 in total: Green, Blue, Red, Gold, Ebon and Moon

Mixed Flights were Archani with 2 or more bloodlines, whose powers tended to lend themselves to creation, sort of a merchant/artisan class. Mixed Flight Archani were not allowed to hold positions in government. So a Mixed Flight might be the Copper clan, which held Red & Gold blood, or the Daysky/Nightsky clans, which held Gold & Blue/Ebon & Moon blood, respectively.  

There wasn’t exactly a plot. Vague thoughts about class warfare, human powers being suppressed by the Archani, dragons returning, something something book. I just...I was very young, and I liked dragons and pretty colored stones, sooo...yuh. 😅

I wrote a prologue which is posted over on my writing blog. 

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Percussion (aka Persuasion with music): A modern-day film adaptation of Jane Austen’s Persuasion, except the Anne Elliot character is a mid-30s mixed-race (half black, half Jewish) music producer who works out of her family home and sees everything in terms of soundtrack/music, and the Wentworth character is a successful doctor (former army, went to the military’s med school) which is why everyone’s got the hots for him lol. All the issues/subplots would be relatable to my own experiences: class vs race vs gender vs culture in modern Los Angeles.

So the rundown of who the characters would become:

  • Anne Elliot (MC) => LA Music producer, family care-taker
  • Sir Walter Elliot(dad) => Former action movie star always trying to recapture his glory days, useless and ego-driven, played by Idris Elba in my dreams
  • Capt. Frederick Wentworth (love interest) => Beverly Hills Doctor, army vet, former poor white trash, Anne’s HS sweetheart, played by Chris Evans in my dreams
  • Elizabeth Elliot (sister) => Social Media “influencer”, useless, walks all over Anne
  • Henrietta Elliot-Musgrove (sister) => Westside Trophy Wife™, useless and selfish, ignores her kids
  • Mr. Musgrove (brother-in-law) => Family’s accountant, successful at work but spineless at home, played by Andy Samberg in my dreams
  • Capt Harville (Wentworth’s BFF) => Former army medic, now runs a wildly popular food truck with plans to open a restaurant; bitter ‘cause his wife left him while he was in Afghanistan
  • Louisa & Mary Musgrove (sister-in-law) => Now one character, pretty, sweet but silly Jewish Princess whose goal is to marry a doctor/lawyer and sell overpriced jewelry on Etsy/the festival circuit full time
  • Admiral/Mrs. Croft (Wentworth’s sister & BIL) => Indie rock band (4-5 people,) rents out Elliot’s mansion as a place to record their third album
  • William Elliot (no relation, love interest) => young up-and-coming action star in new film with Sir Walter; wants to date Anne because the tabloids would eat it up 

The film would be about family in all its weirdness; like, the Elliots would host Shabbat every week even after they have to move out/the Crofts move in (Anne’s living in her backyard studio/guest house,) and Wentworth would be staying there because his sister invited him (not knowing his history with Anne Elliot) and so a lot of the drama would take place at these dinners. Or house-parties/group outings because Anne tends to make “family” of everyone she meets.  Henrietta and Mr. Musgrove would get separated/divorced at one point, but he’s still welcome at Shabbat because Family is Family.  Anne & Elizabeth try to yenta Capt Harville, etc. 

Also all the ridiculous characters would get more nuance and be basically good-hearted peoples rather than just unrepentant assholes lol. 

And in my fantasy world, the entire thing would be scored by Dan Smith from Bastille. So yeah. 

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One King to another

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femmedplume

Okay so look. Look, okay. 

I know the scene. 

I know canonically Thranduil and Thorin detested each other, and the best their relationship ever got was Thranduil going “Respect, son” after Thorin died nobly in battle. I don’t ship it AT ALL, but.

But.

This gifset right here^^^??

This is absolutely, 100% the beginning of “In the Shadow of Mirkwood: A Tale of Royal Romance” (published T.A. 2770 by Harlequin Middle-Earth): The pulpy airport romance novel about the Handsome and Dashing Immortal King™ who’s used to getting his own way, and has vowed Never to Fall In Love! 

Until one day...

He meets the Valiant and Defiant Nomad King™ questing for his Lost Throne, whose backstory is as Tragic and Noble as blue eyes are Piercing! 

And then! 

Sparks! 

Romance! 

Bodice Breastplate ripping! 

Galloping abs (probably)!

It ends with a wedding where Thorin stands on a special little platform so he and Thranduil are the same height, for Symbolic Reasons. 

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god im just thinking about how much going to public school in the MCU would’ve made me hate captain america. every time i got caught giving some bitch the finger or writing on bathroom walls or ditching class or stealing books from the library cause i got a fine or what have you, and then they gave me lunch detention or ISS and i sat in that dumbass eraser-smelling room and im in My Chair (the chair i always sit in and yell at anyone else who tries to take it), fuming, arms crossed, full of teen angst and hating everyone around me, and AGAIN had to watch this stupid fucking video ive already seen so many times that i know it by heart and every word grates on my eardrums and i’d just see this fuckin familiar face

and i would be ready to LOSE MY SHIT

Villain Origin Story

god imagine Steve giving Peter his Captain America is Disappointed in You face/lecture over something dumb and Peter just fucking dissociating and zoning back in to “Peter! Are you even listening to me???” and looking him in the eye and being like “I’m completely immune at this point. You can’t even touch me.” and walking the fuck away

canon.

the real reason why Peter agreed to fight cap at the airport

I also firmly believe that not a single teen in the MCU would take Captain America seriously. I’m positive he’d be a total meme, and anytime some sort of disaster is happening, all the kids would just laugh, like “good luck.”

The News: Captain America may be our only hope.

High school kids, snorting: What’s he going to do, tell the villain he’s disappointed in them and to make better choices?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Gen-X Supervillian confronting cap after years of PSAs: Oh no, it’s the star-spangled saint coming to tell me to make better choices. Whatcha gonna do, Cap, help an old lady cross the street at me?

Captain America, AKA Steve Rogers the pissed-off-Brooklynite who spent his youth getting into alley fights: The fuck are you talking about? Eat fist, dipshit.

Cap leans into it after four villains in a row get thrown for a loop by him insulting their mothers and swearing a blue streak during battles so he plays up the oh-shucks thing during interviews. That works great until the news catches him on camera saying “It was propaganda, you nazi fuckwit” while decking a superpowered alt-right millennial who came to attack a BLM march.

“It Was Propaganda, You Nazi Fuckwit” becomes the next meme. There are photo edits, there are tee shirts.

Steve buys a tee shirt.

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honoriaw

omg this is so awesome

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femmedplume

Okay this is great and all, but I don’t think we’re giving (Millennials? Gen Z-ers? I dunno whatever the fuck generation we’re in now) enough credit. 

Because have you seen those videos? 

Steve “I Didn’t Fight the Nazis for this Shit” Rogers is SO DONE with these PSA videos, and it shows in every. Single. Frame. 

Steve does not want to be telling you this any more than you want Steve to be telling you this. 

Steve does not want to talk to you about your fucking pubescent urges. 

Steve does not want to have to BEG teens who’ve never gone hungry a day in their lives to eat their goddamn vegetables  (like it’s a CHORE? Listen here you little shit when I was your age I’d’ve sold my goddamn newspaper-stuffed shoes for a fucking artichoke so don’t tell me yOu dOn’T wiKe tHEm!)

I just think the meme would be less about “I Hate Captain America” and more about “I Stan Tired and Cynical Steve Rogers.”

Just like, reaction memes of Steve’s increasingly sad and disgusted face. 

Peter and his friends adopting Rappin’ with Cap mannerisms and facial expressions when reading each other for bitches.

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Hi there! I’m Peter Parker. *sits down backwards in a chair* So you want to send my friend Michelle unsolicited dick pics and racial slurs. Well I’m here to tell ya, that is some racist, misogynist bullshit. *fatherly laugh* Listen, I know what it’s like to be a worthless garbage idiot; there’s a little worthless garbage idiot inside all of us! But there’s also a brain, which *confident American™ smile* you SHOULD be using! Because if you don’t, *shakes admonishing finger* be prepared to be dragged for the useless, fedora-wearing filth you are!

This has been Rappin’ with Pete.

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LADY OF KHANEYA: THE FINAL CHAPTERS

To celebrate the birthday of mah Ori-Mish @oriona75, this month I am FINALLY finishing Lady of Khaneya!

HOWEVER.

As I’d like to publish this – or at least, I’d like to have the option – I’m not posting the ending here on Tumblr. Instead, I will make announcement posts as each new chapter is finished, and offer a limited number of links to interested readers.

If you’re interested in reading the new chapters, please DM me.

(Mah Ori-Mish, obviously, is already on the VIP early reading list! Happy Birthday mah luv!)

oriona75

OMG YALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!

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