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#never thought of bruce as jewish but i'll take it 🥳 – @femmedplume on Tumblr
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Little, Broken, But Still Good

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I recently made a meta post about Bruce being canonically Jewish. Something I mentioned was that he might encounter certain unsavory remarks when at galas. This wouldn't leave my head.

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Bruce, at a charity gala, putting on his Charming Facade: Thanks for coming, Mr. Cooper! It’s so good to see you!

Mr. Cooper, owner of a notoriously corrupt investment firm that’s buying up low income housing and gentrifying it: Oh, yes, hi. It’s been a while, Bruce. Where have you been?

Bruce: My family and I went up to the cabin for Hanukkah. Did you know that snowballs can hurt really bad? That’s how I got this big bruise on my forehead! My son Jason doesn't know his own strength but I feel so blessed to have him back...

Mr. Cooper, smirking: It’s funny, Wayne. I always forget you’re Jewish until you mention it.

Bruce, a Charming Socialite: :)

Mr. Cooper, laughing: It’s no wonder you’re so good with money!

Bruce: :)

Bruce: :)

Bruce: Yes, Cooper. :) I am good with money. :)

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