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Commission for @kilegriel of Thranduil and their OC Ana being all cozy 🌿
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Белые камни Ласгалена - камни белее самих звёзд ...
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» @femmedplume requested: thranduil + feasting in mirkwood
At the head of a long line of feasters sat a woodland king with a crown of leaves upon his golden hair, very much as Bombur had described the figure in his dream. Th elvish folk were passing bowls from hand to hand and across the fires, and some were harping and many were singing. Their gleaming hair was twined with flowers; green and white gems glinted on their collars and belts; and their faces and their songs were filled with mirth.
Thank you! 💚💚💚
7 Comfort Movies
Okie so as I’ve been tagged by @lastcallatrockysbar and @theychosefamily and @eyes-of-a-disney-princess, I should probably stop procrastinating and do this lol
1. Hello, Dolly!
This role wasn’t written for Barbara Streisand, but it was soooo written for Barbara Streisand. She is the quintessential Dolly, and every second of this film, from costumes to sets to cinematography to acting, was spot-on. Plus, Louis Armstrong!
2. Lord of the Rings (trilogy)
This counts as one film, yes it does. And we’re talking the extended editions, so it’s one 9-hour long marathon film. I put this on in the morning and watch it all day and I’m happy. And depending on the day, I’ll watch the whole thing with commentary, because the commentary tracks are literally the best thing ever.
3. The Duff
There is nothing I don’t like about this movie. It’s fun, it’s awkward, Mae Whitman is a dryly sarcastic genius, and Robbie Amell is both hotter than the sun AND super funny. The movie took lots of liberties, but I actually like it better than the book. The book was dark and kinda mean and depressing, with a sort of ambiguous ending...the movie is pure wry fluff. Plus, Allison Janney!
4. High Society
My favorite Golden Age Hollywood film. Grace Kelly’s final performance! Celeste Holm, everyone’s favorite Character Actress, being snarky and perfect! Music by Cole Porter! Costumes by Helen Rose! Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra do a duet about how much they fucking hate parties! Plus, MOAR Louis Armstrong!
5. If the Shoe Fits
This movie is apparently so obscure nobody’s made a gif of it?? Which is a TRAVESTY because it’s SO GOOD! Rob Lowe and Jennifer Grey in a suuuuper 80′s retelling of Cinderella set in France. This movie has everything: eye-searing 80s fashion, a ditzy Fairy Godmother who wears guitar-shaped sunglasses, two terrible French aspiring-model roommates-cum-stepsisters... and at one point, Rob Lowe hiding under his desk in a silk robe picking at the carpet whilst his entourage watches like this 😬😬😬
6. Pride & Prejudice 1995
Yes I know it’s technically a mini-series, but I don’t care. And I know some of you young ‘uns are all like oh but what about the the emo Keira Knightley version where nobody’s hair is ever curled correctly and everything’s dirty and Darcy confesses his love in the rain? NO. That is a garbage adaptation and a disgrace to its name and I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT. 2005 Lizzy Bennet twirling forlornly around on a swing whilst sad music plays in the background, are you fucking kidding me?? Austen is spinning in her grave! AUSTEN INVENTED THE ROMANTIC COMEDY, GOTDAMMIT! AUSTEN IS FUNNY! AUSTEN IS WRY! AUSTEN IS HAPPY! The woman never took anything seriously in her entire life, and then these grimdark motherfuckers go and vomit their Wuthering Heights aesthetic™ all over her masterpiece and...Okay, you know what? *deep breath* Never mind. This is the good adaptation. Watch this. Laugh. Ogle Colin Firth in a wet linen shirt. Enjoy.
7. The Princess Bride
This film is a literal masterpiece. Every single line is quotable. Every character is memorable. It never gets less funny, or less moving, no matter how many times you watch it, which is INCONCEIVABLE! It’s a stunning achievement, a modern story that has taken its place in the zeitgeist alongside classic fairy tales like Cinderella. Also, is the perfect movie to play when you’re sick; then you can pretend you’re baby!Fred Savage, and it’s your grandpa reading you a story!
tagging @paris-aflame @ja9toextremes @kayleighhalliday2203 @star-spangled-man-with-a-plan @captain-rogers-beard @absentlyabbie @miricastor and whoever hasn’t done it yet.
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Oropher teaching baby Thrandy how to play the lute, commissioned by @oropherrrrr
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For @thomasmxller, who asked me for some Thrandy defending the Leglette. Largely left to my discretion, so I went with the classic “waylaid by orcs” option. :) Here in this house we love and respect “Worlds Okayest Dad” Thranduil
(I’m aware I switched the hands haha whoops, shh shh)
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The Healing of the Elvenking -Masterlist
The tale of how the heart of Thranduil Elvenking is healed by the unexpected love of a half-elven healer searching for her place in Middle-Earth – and how that love saves the elves of Mirkwood during the War of the Ring. ——————————————————-
((Fic updates every three (3) weeks. Last updated 9/8/19))
This story is canon convergent! It merges the tales of The Hobbit novel, the Peter Jackson canon, and the Silmarillion into a more cohesive whole, including using characters from the films who were not mentioned in the literary canon (like Tauriel.)
Also: Though the writing style is evocative of Tolkein’s, I’ve had to make some modifications, 1) for ease of comprehension, and 2) because for all his genius, Tolkein was rather rubbish at writing romance. ;)
Chapter Count: 18/19 Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Eventual Smut, Medical Procedures Pairings: Thranduil/OFC; Gay elves, Straight elves, elves for everybody! (Also eventual Legolas x Gimli) Timeline: Post-Battle of the Five Armies (T.A. 2941) through the War of the Ring (T.A. 3018-3019), from the perspective of Thranduil and the Mirkwood elves, the Men of Dale, and the Dwarves of Eerebor.
Chapter 19: The Last Journey of Thranduil Oropherion <–Coming Soon!
Reblogging with the Chapter 18 link, but also to let y’all know I’ll be posting previews of Chapter 19 over the next couple of weeks on my patreon for anyone who’s interested!
First preview goes up Wednesday 9/18!
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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers | Peter Jackson | 2002
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The Healing of the Elvenking -Masterlist
The tale of how the heart of Thranduil Elvenking is healed by the unexpected love of a half-elven healer searching for her place in Middle-Earth – and how that love saves the elves of Mirkwood during the War of the Ring. ——————————————————-
This story is canon convergent! It merges the tales of The Hobbit novel, the Peter Jackson canon, and the Silmarillion into a more cohesive whole, including using characters from the films who were not mentioned in the literary canon (like Tauriel.)
Also: Though the writing style is evocative of Tolkein’s, I’ve had to make some modifications, 1) for ease of comprehension, and 2) because for all his genius, Tolkein was rather rubbish at writing romance. ;)
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Eventual Smut, Medical Procedures Pairings: Thranduil/OFC; Gay elves, Straight elves, elves for everybody! (Also eventual Legolas x Gimli) Timeline: Post-Battle of the Five Armies (T.A. 2941) through the War of the Ring (T.A. 3018-3019), from the perspective of Thranduil and the Mirkwood elves, the Men of Dale, and the Dwarves of Eerebor.
((Updated 12/18/18))
Chapter 9: Echuirin: The Stirring <– Coming Soon
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Coat for Dis - Theia
Fall 2015
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King Thranduil’s wine cellar
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Thranduil, King of the Woodland Realm.
Happy Sumptuous King Saturday!
Source: sammywasabi
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The feasting people were Wood-elves, of course. These are not wicked folk. If they have a fault it is distrust of strangers. Though their magic was strong, even in those days they were wary. They differed from the High Elves of the West, and were more dangerous and less wise. For most of them were descended from the ancient tribes that never went to Faerie in the West.
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Elrond yapping at Arwen for marrying Aragorn until he remembers that Celebrian married a Half-Elf
Celeborn bitching at Celebrian for marrying a Half-Elf until he remembers that Galadriel married a Sindar elf instead of a Noldor elf
Finarfin bitching at Galadriel for marrying a Sindar elf and Galadriel bitchslapping him
Finarfin whining about Galadriel for marrying a Sindar elf until he remembers that Earwen married a Noldor elf instead of a Falmari elf.
Thranduil opening his mouth to bitch at Legolas for marrying a dwarf, then giving up and having a nice glass of wine instead cuz ain't none of these damn elves ever marry who they're supposed to
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even more Thranduil <3
😮 Thranduil.
😘❤️😍
