Little, Broken, But Still Good

I’m bored I’m bored I’m bored of elves being just white humans who are all conventionally attractive and hairless!!! This is a whole separate species of creature who can sometimes reach 8 ft in height!!! Described as eerily beautiful but also often frightful to look upon, their eyes GLOW like jesus christ draw elves as the slightly-too-long slightly-too-strange cryptids that they deserve to be!! Acknowledge Beren and Aragorn as the lowkey monsterfuckers they are!!!!

Lady Illyrea Estariel, Healer of the Greenwood

Names were important to the Eldar.

Like most children, she had first been named upon the day of her birth: Inzilbêt Haladin, or flower-song, by her mother. Then her father bequeathed her an Elvish name: Ellanor for a small, golden flower. She supposed he had meant to claim her, but an Elvish name had done her no favors amongst the suspicious men of Dale. Her mother called her only Inzil, and her grandfather Inzil when he was pleased with her and Ellanor when he was cross.

After her banishment from Dale, the goat-herders had changed her name again, to the more common Illyrea.  As Illyrea had she been known for a century, until she arrived in Mirkwood.

“Now the Eldar call me Estariel, or Peredhel, or naugrim when they are cross,” making a face. “At this rate I shall be the most named creature in the world by the time I die!” She laughed and flung out her arms. “Inzilbêt Ellanor Illyrea Estariel, the most important half-breed in all Middle Earth!”

Elrond yapping at Arwen for marrying Aragorn until he remembers that Celebrian married a Half-Elf

Celeborn bitching at Celebrian for marrying a Half-Elf until he remembers that Galadriel married a Sindar elf instead of a Noldor elf

Finarfin bitching at Galadriel for marrying a Sindar elf and Galadriel bitchslapping him

Finarfin whining about Galadriel for marrying a Sindar elf until he remembers that Earwen married a Noldor elf instead of a Falmari elf.

Thranduil opening his mouth to bitch at Legolas for marrying a dwarf, then giving up and having a nice glass of wine instead cuz ain't none of these damn elves ever marry who they're supposed to

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