Little, Broken, But Still Good

Elrond yapping at Arwen for marrying Aragorn until he remembers that Celebrian married a Half-Elf

Celeborn bitching at Celebrian for marrying a Half-Elf until he remembers that Galadriel married a Sindar elf instead of a Noldor elf

Finarfin bitching at Galadriel for marrying a Sindar elf and Galadriel bitchslapping him

Finarfin whining about Galadriel for marrying a Sindar elf until he remembers that Earwen married a Noldor elf instead of a Falmari elf.

Thranduil opening his mouth to bitch at Legolas for marrying a dwarf, then giving up and having a nice glass of wine instead cuz ain't none of these damn elves ever marry who they're supposed to