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Little, Broken, But Still Good

@femmedplume / femmedplume.tumblr.com

Home of your friendly neighborhood Stitch. Lover of writing and cats, intermittently in need of a fainting couch. Commissons open, check out Instagram.com/lesmars_art. Tolkien side-blog @brannonlasgalen
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lierdumoa

I just saw a post that deeply annoyed me because it went, "Here's a story that's like a Regency romance, but I FIXED it by making the characters sexually liberated and shame-free and polyamorous!"

This is like saying, "Here's a story that's like a thriller, but I FIXED it by having the serial killer go to therapy instead of trapping victims in his evil maze and dismembering them."

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The thing a lot of people don't seem to get is that the entire appeal of a Regency romance is watching a deeply repressed, perfectly controlled, buttoned up, straight-laced person who has never expressed an emotion before fall so hard for someone that something in them just breaks and they come completely unhinged.

It's a very specific kink that this genre is tapping into.

People who think the characters in a Regency novel are boring are missing the whole point. The characters are supposed to be boring, right up until they fall so madly in love that it drives them insane, at which point they become very interesting. Regency romance novelists are doing the writing equivalent of putting plain white featureless uncooked whole eggs in a microwave and waiting for them to explode.

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jademerien

Tumblr Dark Blue

This is going to sound weird, and I don’t mean to complain, but this new color change actually hurts my eyes?????? Like, I can’t even look at it. It’s weird because it’s not like it’s bright pink or anything, maybe it’s the saturation? I’m probably the only one idk but like I cannot even look at Tumblr posts anymore without straining my eyes/ getting a headache :( 

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femmedplume

^^THIS

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all i have to say on breastfeeding is that the fact that it is even slightly controversial is just one of the many symptoms of a lecherous, sex-obsessed society. it’s an insult to the dignity of women.

How dare society be concerned about public decency?!

(that was sarcasm)

Nobody is stopping you from breastfeeding in private.

But in public, where it could be seen by children, trauma-stricken war veterans, or the elderly?

There is a case to be made that they should be able to go about their lawful business without being exposed to the areolas of strange women with nefarious agendas.

trauma stricken veterans of what

the titty wars?

Don’t be crass!

I apologise, I meant of course

The Wars of the Breast (1967-1969)

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femmedplume

Reblog if you’re a strange woman with nefarious areola agendas or a veteran of the titty wars.

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Push play and just trust me

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leaper182

This sounds like something that would be playing in a story set in Victorian London slums or something? I DON’T KNOW.

ITS A GODDAMN SHANTY

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shaelit

I love this cover because it sounds like every gif of Peaky Blinders I’ve ever seen.

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Anonymous asked:

yo, fuck those pieces of shit in Chicago who beat and tortured a special needs kid. But also fuck the racist assholes who somehow think this incident suddenly makes everything even and that 'everyone can be racist'.

Also, those fucking guys have been arrested and will face punishment. So even if you think this is some kind of parallel to police killing innocent black folks (it isn’t), those guys are actually facing consequences, which, uh oh, cops basically never face for their racist actions. Weird, huh?

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femmedplume

Pretty well, actually. At least, I’m on target. I’m trying to decide between writing my 1600 words today and then going to get my nails done before I have to leave to meet some friends, or writing until I have to leave to meet some friends. 

We’re going to see a screening of Spectre at the Academy to celebrate my little UCLA win. 

How’ve you been? Living a life of glamoUr and mystery in the UK I assume?

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OMG yes your BIG UCLA win should be thoroughly celebrated!! Have fun with Spectre and your friends, you’ll have to let me know how good it is cos I need to go see it! Will your work be published at all? Will we get to see it?? Cos I’d love to read it :)

Illness aside, I’ve been hunky dory here in the UK :) aLOT more calm now that DCBB is over, which I somehow managed to complete?!?! How that happened is the real mystery here :P

1) Illness aside is not something that makes sense. How are you feeling?

2) THANK YOU!! And no, you don’t publish scripts--but maybe I’ll post a few scenes on my writing blog if anyone’s interested. Actually, since I’m doing NaNoWriMo this year, I was thinking of maybe publishing my current novel bit by bit--although it’d be REALLY rough, no editing at ALL, lol.

3) I will tell you all about Spectre! I am so excited to see it! :D

4) What’s DCBB?

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sammit-janet

and then he said “Well…not wrong…just…not for me.” LMAO…i love the new muppets, freaking hilarious!!

You like muppets and SPN??

HELLO NEW BEST FRIEND!!!!

HELLO!!  I can’t be your BEST friend because that spot is already taken by my Stitch femmedplume, but we can definitely be friends!!!

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femmedplume

Yes. sammit-janet is mine. BUT...I would also like to be your friend too! I haven't seen the new muppets yet tho. 😢

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