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Little, Broken, But Still Good

@femmedplume / femmedplume.tumblr.com

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I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

This reminds me of one of my favorite conservation stories!!

When they were trying to bring Puffins back to islands on the US east coast they decided to do so with dummies. Puffins are very social, and as a result would want to land on islands that already have puffins. The dummies looked real from a distance, but were seriously lacking up close, held up by a single peg. Puffins, being social and wanting to fit in, followed suit:

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greek gods as birdsrightsactivist tweets

zeus: I should be the head of things.
hera: tonigt is townholl that mean you can ask me question such as for instance like: is it hard being so perfec?
aphrodite: If police on strike, who gonna arrest me for going over the beauty limit?
ares: I'M HAVE THE MOST MUCH RESPECT FOR FEMALES WHICH IS WHY I YELL OVER THEM SO THEY DONOT HAVE TO HURT THEIR VOICE SPEAKING THEIR MINDS
hephaestus: I MEANT TO BE IN CHIMNEY. WHY ELSE WOULD I BE IN CHIMBNEY. STOP LOOK AT ME
dionysus: hey is does anybody going to ask what I wearing to debate hint:: it nothing I not waring anythin
apollo: i'm could release my medicinal records. doctor says I have a chronic case of the handsome
artemis: i mildly inconvenience by certain things and i not gonna take it anymore.
athena: more like opposable dumbs
hades: I have tea party with many friends. so many friends that I have.
demeter: I wear a leaf for enhance my beauties.
poseidon: when I place my head to my bottom I can hear the ocean
hermes: i can drink coffee it coffee for drink coffee i can handle coofee coffee to drink coffee yes good everything under control cofeen is yes yes
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samandriel

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

in case you were wondering this is him

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

@hollowedskin I feel you will like the story of this great birb

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hollowedskin

I love him

@elodieunderglass

for the birds with jobs file?

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