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You can find me on ao3 as biscuit_tin... So. I'm a pastry chef - I bake tasty things, knit, reblog stuff, gush about my kitties, and post things I draw. Sometimes I complain about things, but that's pretty much it. Feel free to ask me questions - I'm a thirty-something ace who definitely doesn't have stuff figured out, so bear with me, yeah? (They/Them or She/Her are fine)
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My second bang pieces as an artist! I really wanted to do the clock, and I had an extra week, so this one got a banner. :P

Super proud of the shadows on the main pic.

The fic can be found here: Tourbillon Dreams, go read it and give KaylieMalinza some love!

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Please PLEASE PLEEEASE go read! It’s so good and it’s long fic and it’s so full of good feelings and stabbing and h/c! I got to beta a little and I’m so excited to read the whole finished thing AND IT IS 40,402 WORDS LONG.

and that art is so hecking precious!? Oh my gosh!!!

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Cats understand "naughty". In fact I think they're the only animal who understands it. Dogs know "good" and "bad" but not Naughty. Same with theft. Cats know what theft is. They know when they are thieving and you can see it on their faces. Squirrels are thieves but they don't know that. They know "take" and "have" but they don't comprehend what it is to steal. Nor do raccoons or coyotes or any species of rodent. They may participate in theft but they are ignorant of the weight of what they do, the full meaning of it. Cats know what crime is and they do it on purpose.

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in the book of ezekiel, angels are described as eyes on their wings. sound familiar?

so what i want to know is what the hell type of predator was preying on biblical angels to make them evolve eyespots

possibilities include:

  • what the hell else were the Old Gods supposed to feed on?
  • the Angelus genus contains a diverse array of species whose members regularly cannibalize each other
  • the Holy Spirit swoops around heaven clicking its tongue like a bat out of hell, and in this manner echolocates and consumes thousands of pesky angels every night, thus maintaining the celestial ecosystem’s delicate natural balance
  • God keeps swatting them

the Holy Spirit swoops around heaven clicking its tongue like a bat out of hell, and in this manner echolocates and consumes thousands of pesky angels every night

I mean, wasn’t that the whole reason for the rebellion? Lucifer was like “stop eating us!” And God was like, ha, no. Also, demoted to caterpillar.

DEMONS ARE JUST FALLEN ANGELS PERMANENTLY STUCK IN THE LARVAL STAGE this changes everything

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