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@femchef / femchef.tumblr.com

You can find me on ao3 as biscuit_tin... So. I'm a pastry chef - I bake tasty things, knit, reblog stuff, gush about my kitties, and post things I draw. Sometimes I complain about things, but that's pretty much it. Feel free to ask me questions - I'm a thirty-something ace who definitely doesn't have stuff figured out, so bear with me, yeah? (They/Them or She/Her are fine)
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Quick PSA for the influx of new followers:

If you are under the age of 18, please unfollow me. As I’ve mentioned in the About Me on my tumblr page, I’m in my 30s. I post and reblog adult content and I’m not going to censor content for any underage followers. If by chance I find out any of you are underage, I will block you.

This isn’t in any way mean spirited. I’m not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings. When you turn 18, you’re certainly welcome to follow me again, if that’s what you really want to do (though why, I’m not sure, I’m not that exciting).

This is the best way to protect myself and you. I’m not going to be held responsible for content you find either on my dash or through me to other users. Please remember that you are responsible for curating your own experience in spaces like this. Be careful, be mindful, don’t share personal information with individuals you don’t explicitly trust, and please, be kind to yourselves.

Ok that’s it, I’ve done my adult deed for the night, please scroll on.

#femchef#about me#psa#obvi please ignore if you are over 18
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Hey I will warn my followers now I'm going to tag homestuck stuff here as 'unstuckup8' the next few weeks, and in addition to that I will tack on 'spoilers' in the tag where necessary. So if you need to blacklist to keep it off your dash, there you go, ok?

#unstuckupd8#femchef#omg it is finally happening#oh jeez
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Road Trip

Risu is experiencing culture shock - we're driving through Alabama right now and I was sleeping when he pulled over and went in to a McDonalds for breakfast and apparently he could only make out one word in ten, and absolutely flabbergasted that they didn't have a gravy biscuit combo.

#an adventure!#Destination: San Antonio#risunokairu#femchef
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Just a reminder (or not, if you've followed me recently) to followers out there, most of the homestuck I post or reblog goes to my side blog, evisceratedapex.tumblr.com! [and when I say most, I mean like 99.98%; anything you see on my main blog here is the iceberg tip)

#femchef#is also evisceratedApex
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jricepastry

Watermelon Confit, Pickled Watermelon Rind, and Bleu Cheese Sablee ^_^

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So I did a food thing today... But no, really, it is a big happy good feel when you've been working on something for a week and it comes out right! Unfortunately the watermelon probably looks too much like tuna and I suspect our customers aren't going to eat it on the buffet - but at least I know it tastes fabulous! ❤ Anywho, for the curious - the watermelon confit (that's the red bit) is watermelon that's been cooked in syrup for seven days until it obtains a wonderful jellied candied texture that's sweet and creamy and melony and translucent, I sliced the rind thin and pickled it, it's light and crisp and refreshing and sweetened a bit, not too sour to be unpleasant, and the pate sablee is sweet and salty and crisp (tbh the cheese is good but I think I like it better without, I'm not a bleu cheese person tho).

#food cw#femchef#work things#yay!#watermelon#personally I feel like this is a good take on a southern thing
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Don't Forget!

I'm having a follower giveaway! The 25th is the last day to let me know if you want to participate. :) I will announce the winner Sunday night (the 26th) after using a random sequence generator for each person. The winner gets to choose between ultra fab cookies baked by me, or a lalonde scarf knitted up by me (see previous post here). Please don't follow me just to get stuff, that's weird. Also no giveaway blogs, thanks! And hey, really you guys. I'm glad you follow me and stuff, this really is a thank you, because I think you are awesome, and um. ::blush:: ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

#femchef#GiveaWOW#no really you guys are very awesome
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Femchef 90 Follower GiveaWOW!

Way back forever I decided to do some kind of giveaway for my followers whenever I finally hit the big 9-0 (because I never really expected to have so many ppl follow, oh my goodness I can't believe you look at my tumblr y'all!). So, I'll give you a choice: the winning follower may choose between 1: 1 dozen painted sugar cookies + another dozen of a surprise cookie, all baked by me (Examples) 2: A Rose/Roxy LaLonde scarf knitted by me. (You choose original colors or trickster) Like or reblog if you want to participate, you all have until May 25th. No giveaway blogs please!

#femchef#giveaWOW#giveaway#thank you for following y'all
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