Every day is a day of love, if only you believe it so

me justifying the actions of my found family of morally gray characters

Since Tumblr wants to be a bitch, here’s a timestamped link to the jugglers doing working their magic in front of the Pope while Megalovania plays in the background. No this wasn’t edited. It’s a livestream

Matpat:

great job everyone lets hit the showers

this is entrapment

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

everyone lost

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

andrias: calls Darcy ur honor, my lord etc

Darcy: calls andrias boi, bro, dude, boomer

We all making jokes about Zuko working at the tea shop as firelord, and how humble he is towards his servants. But what if a diplomat from the earth kingdom shows up one day and catches Zuko in a more casual outfit while being ushered through the palace. The diplomat mentions something about how Lee must be very good at making tea if he was sent all the way to the fire nation and asks to be served during the meeting. Not one to turn down an offer Zuko obliges and disappears off into the kitchen. The diplomat sits down at the meeting table, awaiting the arrival of the firelord when his tea arrives. He pours a cup for everyone sat around the table including the firelord. The diplomat inquiries when the firelord will be joining, to which Zuko responds by sitting in the throne at the head of the table.

YOU CAN'T HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS

diplomat, fearing be punished: I pray to the blue spirit protect me right now

zuko, taking something of under the table: well-

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

places a hand on me cheek

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

s1 Zuko: heart empty head full

s2 Zuko: head empty heart empty

s3 Zuko: head empty heart full

Because I’ve lost control of my life

reblog for the blessed 100k

IVE ONLY HEARD WHISPERS OF THIS POST

A classic image.

all of these have the same energy

all of these are about the same person

The correct way to use Twitter, TikTok, and 4chan is to just use Tumblr and rely on the stronger users here to filter out all the muck and present to you the rare nuggets of gold

This is also the correct way to use Reddit except for when you have very specific questions that you need an unusually dedicated microcommunity to answer

Fun fact: Grocery stores do this so you spend more time and money in the store. Nobody is your friend.

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite burner on the stove, you get angry when the supermarket rearranges things, and you have a very strong opinion about the hierarchy of different types of apples.

Honeycrisp or die by my sword

Sans Deltarune fucks your mom is the best game ive ever played

The four elements

You know the drill