felix-lupin reblogged
list of things that happened in kingdom hearts but more specifically regarding disney worlds that makes me lose my fucking mind (because i dont think we talk about the disney worlds enough)
- alice is under trial because the queen of hearts thinks she tried to actually murder her
- alice also gaslights the queen in the sequel
- the only character in the entire franchise that we know is 100% dead and will never ever come back to life ever again is clayton from tarzan
- the 101 dalmatians have been shoved in treasure chests and are scattered around the universe
- king triton knows about the keyblade masters and no i will not shut up about it
- oogie boogie dies and then turns into a giant??? what????????
- the beast just reached another world because “he believed he could” or something
- maleficent saves the gang literally because nobody fucks with the anime kid and his weird animal friends but her
- twice
- belle and the rose are taken hostage so the bad guy of the day can torture the beast psychologically. belle just elbows the fucker in the guts, takes the rose and leaves instead. fucking queen
- stitch appears out of nowhere just to move the plot
- chicken little is canon. i dont think we talk about this fucker is canon in kingdom hearts. he just appears and sora is like “yea i can summon him” like whats up with that nobody asked for it
- cinderella is bi and totally into aqua we all agree on this right–
- minnie mouse banishes pete to a galactic prison because he threw a issy fit after he didnt win an ice cream
- the gang and the people im olympus are so used to hades trying to take over and kill everyone by now that they simply point the door at him after they defeat him the third time and he just leaves
- everyone knows about woody tearing apart the main villain and sulley and mike yeeting another but nobody talks about how jack sparrow defeats one with nothing but bad breath
feel free to add donald with zettaflare and goofy dying arent allowed
- Simba was depressed because he and his pride were being haunted by Scar’s ghost shortly after killing him. So to lift his spirits, Sora, Donald, and Goofy pretend to be the ghost when it shows up and voice all of Simba’s negative thoughts about himself while hiding behind a bush or something. Somehow this inspires Simba to stop moping
- Right after this, Scar’s ghost decides to turn into a giant monster just because
- I know I’ve brought this up before, but Lady Tremaine and the evil stepsisters are literally BLOWN UP by a giant pumpkin and Aqua was just like “Yeah they deserved it”???? I think these three are Disney characters that died permanently as well? I sure as heck don’t remember them coming back
- Aside from Mickey, Donald, and Goofy, there’s about eight Disney characters that are fully (or semi-) aware of what’s going on in the other worlds and the overarching plot of this game series, which are: 1) Maleficent, 2) A small posse of Disney villains that helped her in the first game (all of which died, temporarily died, or decided that all this anime bs wasn’t for them and noped back to their own worlds), 3) Merlin, 4) Fairy Godmother, 5) Yen Sid, 6) Pete, 7) Scrooge McDuck, and 8) Carpet from Aladdin
- Tron befriended Sora, Donald, and Goofy and even hugged them right before seemingly committing suicide right in front of them. It’s fine though, he just lost his corporeal form and became a giant computer’s main AI
- But in an extremely tragic turn of events, Sora somehow ended up in the 2010 Tron film and had to kill Tron with his own hands since Tron was corrupted and turned into Rinzler in this universe
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and my absolute favorite that left me laughing out loud for five minutes straight
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- hades announces that he’s going to resurrect “the mother of all bad guys” to defeat hercules …. and its Auron from Final Fantasy X? and he i think just leaves with sora’s gang and then ends up just wandering off on his own
Sound fake, but I don’t know enough about kingdom heart to refutate.
actually here’s other stuff i forgot but specifically about maleficent
- she’s a time traveler
- she actually died and then got better
- she forces a poor guy to steal aurora’s heart for, like, 10 minutes
- she appeared for 5 minutes in disney castle to bully minnie and then just left
- she kidnapped santa claus
- pete and her find pandora’s box and just put it back where they found it right afterwards
Can verify as an intense KH writer/gamer/archivist, all of this is 100% true and it doesn’t even mention how Roxas comes back to life in KH3 by Palpatine-ing it up (aka “somehow Palpatine returned)
