me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time
me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice
me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time
me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice
those jackets shine brighter than my future
“i can see your bra” good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.
whenever i want to put a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ in one of my posts i google “shrug emoji” and copy and paste it and i think the reality behind this process kind of undermines the whole blasé, “lmao, who cares? not me” feel i’m trying to add to these posts by adding my little ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ guy in the first place
Sean Bean hiking up to the Lord of the Rings sets bc he’s afraid of helicopters is even funnier when you hear that Viggo Mortensen did the exact same thing, except Viggo’s reason for hiking to the sets was bc he wanted to be authentically travel-worn
Like literally you have Boromir doing this pretty cool thing bc he’s scared to death of the alternative while Aragorn just does it for The Aesthetic™
I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her man
I’m watching La La Land and it’s ok but it could be a lot better!
Supernatural AU where it ends.
beauty and the beast au where belle’s dad is the one that breaks the spell by loving the beast like the son he never had
what the fuck that’s adorable
whoever invented smoothies is literally a god to me like thanks bich for enabling me to drink like 5 bananas this is what i live for
my heart is itching for an experience and i don’t know what it is!!! what does it want!!
- scott hood (2005)
you cannot tell me that harry potter was not the Pettiest™ he once threw a potter stinks badge at ron’s head and then said the lines “maybe if you’re lucky it will leave a scar, that’s what you want isn’t it?” like u fucking Savage