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1987. A very crafty Ravenclaw eventually realizes that the market for gold in the muggle world is far higher than the rate at which they exchange muggle money for galleons. They start selling galleons to gold smiths, exchange the muggle money for more galleons, and repeat. They are making a killing by the time they graduate, and some other Ravenclaws and Slytherin muggleborns want in.

1994. A muggleborn who was a vlogger before they went to Hogwarts, but when they get out their camera in the middle of the hallway all the purebloods look at them weirdly and the muggleborn ends up getting sent to Madam Pomfrey because everyone thinks they’re talking to themselves.

2003. First year muggleborns have trouble remembering to call their teachers Professor instead of Mr. or Mrs.

2003. Every year, at least once, there is a group of muggleborns who enchant their voices to amplify all across Hogwarts; from the highest tower to the dungeons. At the crack of dawn, they then proceed to start singing “Circle of Life” from ‘The Lion King’ to wake everyone up.

2011. Muggleborns joining the DMLE and being completely scandalised by the lack of evidence needed to get a conviction (hello Pettigrew’s finger) - “you mean, unless you get a confession or an eyewitness, you don’t have anything? But confessions can be forced, eyewitnesses can be confused (especially with magical disguises) or blackmailed or bribed” - and completely overturning the justice and legal systems. Muggleborns carving out a new sub-department of the DMLE, the brand new Magical Forensics division, and they’ve charmed the door so that every time an Auror comes in it plays the CSI theme tune.

2074. Some of the younger muggleborns were totally into the loom band craze before they got their letters, and brought their kits with them to Hogwarts. Because owls deliver mail for people in the wizarding world, some of the more savvy loomers made little owls and figured out how to charm them to fly for short distances. It’s not uncommon to see little rubber band owls floating around the school to deliver short-distance notes.

2075. Muggleborn nerds pretending to use the force while wordlessly casting ‘Wingardium Leviosa’.

2080. Muggleborns that were baseball players using the summoning charm from far away to get baseballs to fly towards them and their awaiting bats without needing a pitcher

2088. No one realizes that the objects in the Room of Requirement come from somewhere else, until it starts producing DVDs of popular muggleborn movies and shows. Muggleborns start taking them and making stashes under their beds of all of their favorites, and a few days later the news reports on significant portions of Amazon’s inventory going missing.

2091. The first conversation about magic blood a muggleborn has with a pureblood going like this: 

“So what’s your blood?” And the muggleborn just looking a little bit freaked out because is this custom in the magic world?

“Erm… A positive?”

Okay, muggleborn headcannons are adorable. But can we take a moment to appreciate their poor parents?

Seriously. Muggle Parents of Witches/Wizards are adorable. I just have this picture of them rushing out to Diagon Alley after the representative from whatever school visits them to tell them about their kid and they just buy every book they can get their hands on to figure out what the hell they’re supposed to do now.

2101. A special class for Muggleborns, to help them adjust to the wizarding world and learn stuff that is considered general knowledge to witches/wizards, so that they can fit in better and not feel left out.

2110. Muggleborns enchanting red ruby heels to take them home whenever they click the shoes together.

Arthur and Harry vs a mouse

I got chocolates from my friend @ask-henry-yugi-tudor and Harry decided he wanted some (no. Not for kitty)

Harry vs unknown toy