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As a Spanish speaker, it stresses me out when I'm reading a yr fic and there are scenes of Simón speaking bad Spanish or speaking the language but with slang from other countries that are not Venezuela.

Please, if you don't speak Spanish but you want to add scenes in your fic of him speaking the language, ask a Spanish speaker to read them and correct them if necessary.

Here your local native Spanish speaker more than willing to lend a hand to any fic writer who wants to include Spanish speaking scenes. Just DM me 🩷

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Wouldn’t it be very funny if Rosh Ayub and Simon were B99 fans and they would often joke about the “title of your sex tape” line until an actual tape of Simon was released and they had to refrain from making jokes about that line for a while

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Do you think Linda listened to unending rants about the Monarchy and how fucked up they were, and Simon just going on and on about the ridiculousness of having rightful distribution of wealth when you have one family taking all of it, or tax’s and how they should be used for schools, roads and the environment instead of paying for the lavish lifestyle of the royals? Then being so shocked when Prince Fucking Wilhelm walks through her door AND THEN the sex tape comes out and all this poor woman is thinking (after having concerns for her son of course) is how ridiculous her son is for falling for a royal after throwing so much energy into disliking them.

Wouldn’t it be fucking hilarious if Simon was named after Simon Bolivar aka the militar who freed Venezuela Colombia and Ecuador from the Spanish empire

YES YES YES I love that idea! Linda totally just having a child and being like fuck the monarchy and then naming her child after someone so powerful and instilling the same ideas in him just for him to be silly and fall in love with the next in line to the throne of Sweden (rightfully so) but still

As a Latin American myself who was completely unaware of the existence of monarchies in Scandinavia until I watched Young Royals, I like to think Linda just named him Simon, maybe after Simon Bolivar, but just out of admiration for the historical figure cause frankly, in general terms, we don’t give two flying fucks about monarchies in Europe and we’re only vaguely aware of their existence

Honestly I just think that would be both more culturally accurate and even funnier

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Do you think Linda listened to unending rants about the Monarchy and how fucked up they were, and Simon just going on and on about the ridiculousness of having rightful distribution of wealth when you have one family taking all of it, or tax’s and how they should be used for schools, roads and the environment instead of paying for the lavish lifestyle of the royals? Then being so shocked when Prince Fucking Wilhelm walks through her door AND THEN the sex tape comes out and all this poor woman is thinking (after having concerns for her son of course) is how ridiculous her son is for falling for a royal after throwing so much energy into disliking them.

Wouldn’t it be fucking hilarious if Simon was named after Simon Bolivar aka the militar who freed Venezuela Colombia and Ecuador from the Spanish empire

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AKDGDJALIAHSHSJ MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS

I’m sorry I can just picture Willhelm realising this was a bad idea on day one because SIMON WHAT DO YOU MEAN “COGER” MEANS TO FUCK IT SAYS SO HERE IN THE BOOK IT MEANS “TO GRAB” and NO WILLE WHO THE FUCK USES “VOSOTROS” CAN YOU BE A NORMAL PERSON AND USE “USTEDES” …. ISTG IF YOU SAY “OSTIA TIO” ONE MORE TIME I WILL SMACK YOUR PRINCE ASS FACE IN TWO

WILLE STOP PRONOUNCING YOUR “S” LIKE YOU HAD A LISP SPEAK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON NOT LIKE A 🤢SPANIARD🤢 I WILL NOT TOLERATE MY BOYFRIEND HAVING A SPANISH ACCENT NO SIR

SIMÓN WHAT THE FUCK IS A “VAINA” WHY ARE YOUR COUSINS CALLING ME “EL PANA GUILLERMO”

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