Settle a bet.

soooo true bestie

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English

this is one of a [series] and they're all fantastic

joseph ford is the photographer and the knitter who made the pieces is nina dodd (ninadoddknits.com)

i'm noticing some themes this season

no but as cheesy as it was the train scene in spiderman 2 is truly untouchable. spider man risks his life (again) for his city, and prevents a train from going off the rails, but passes out from exhaustion. four hands come up from behind him, and pull him into the train. the passengers look down at him, his mask off, and comment about how he’s just a kid. you can see it in their faces. he’s not familiar. he’s not memorable. he could have been any one. they give him back his mask, and help him to his feet. 

and then. and THEN. doc ock pushes his way into the car and says “i’m here for him.” and a passenger replies (to a super villain with metal destructo arms) “you have to go through me first,” a statement the other passengers agree to immediately. so doc ock does as doc ock does and pushes them them out of the way, someone’s head goes thru a window, lights burst, etc etc. but the people on the back of the train are still holding spiderman up. they didn’t let him go even after they saw what doc ock would do to them. they hold him up!!!!!

<- TOILET THEY CAN

BUT! NOT

CATS 🚫 GET OUT!!

🚫 PAST

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KEEP

CLOSED!

at 3 am

Tim: You can say 'Have a nice day!' without a problem.

Tim: But you can't say 'Enjoy the next 24 hours' without sounding vaguely threatening.

Jason: How the fuck did you get into my safehouse again?!

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees

jimmy they definitely won’t save you bro-

the fact that he pulled out the coveted WORLD DOWLOAD for damage control is CRAZYYYYY

for those of us who aren’t in mcyt what damage is he controlling

recently, on a podcast, ex dsmp members tommyinnit, jack manifold and philza opened a tiny bit about how dream was not a good person

jack talked about hating him since day 1 and tommy shared some context for a twitter interactiong they had on like 2021? where dream took credit for all of tommys sucess after tommy made a joke and was really weird and agressive about it (tommy was 16 at the time btw) and it made tommy feel so bad he had to reminds himself to "not piss off dream cus its not worth it" and then talked about how he (now dreams age at the time) cant imagine talking to a teen the way dream talked to him

so hes scrapping for what little reputation he has here basically

DSMP is still a thing? I thought it collapsed around '21.

it actually collapsed late 22, but the fandom has been wanting a world download of the server since. so dropping this after another round of being further exposed as a shit person Is an interesting move on his end

you know what? I actually like when people point out the very obvious themes and metaphors of a story like it's the craziest find ever. Not only are they engaging with the story in a passionate way, they actually managed to understand what it is about. God knows that's not a given on this forsaken website

elijah wood as bacchus at 2004 mardi gras. if you care

that's the context???

save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

save me character who made an undeniably terrible decision but man i dont know what i would have done either………

this is immensely funny to me

Tim: I can't do that, it would be against my moral compass.

Jason: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.

The batfam playing 2 truths and a lie

Tim: I stalked Batman for years, my eyes are green, and Ra's al Ghul has my spleen in a jar somewhere.

The rest of the batfam:

Dick: ...your eyes are blue.

Damian, muttering to himself: so that was Drake's spleen. Interesting.

a sticker i made of William and Henny