young dumb and full of lyrium

btw i'm going to be going through this next veilguard playthrough imagining the mourn watch as being an estate planning and probate law firm

They're lawyers now

Get lawyer-ed, old man. Let's see if you still dread your own death after having to take the bar exam

Mihika: I showed up to stop the apocalypse in my pajamas and I'm still not the worst dressed returning character here

2 point fumble combo

I've been thinking about how I'd rework Clarence's argument with Emmrich because, as funny as it was, it didn't make sense for Emmrich to freak out about being "much older than Rook" when my Rook is in his 50s.

But since Emmrich opened the conversation by saying he was finalizing his bequeathments, I decided that Emmrich was debating whether or not their relationship is "official" enough for him to include Clarence's son.

This started to freak Clarence out because he's been married before. When he and his ex-wife did their estate planning, it was a very uncomfortable situation for him. There's a difference between facing certain danger out in the wilds, versus having to sit down and seriously think about what you want your loved ones to do after your death, or what you would do if your loved ones die first. The idea of going through all of that again, especially now that he has a son, made him deeply uncomfortable.

So Clarence starts dismissing Emmrich's concerns, basically refusing to even consider the possibility that something could happen to either of them. This makes Emmrich start pushing back even more, (also sprinkling in frustration that he hadn't met Clarence's son yet.)

Clarence tried to use humor to deflect and to end the conversation by saying "well, if we fail, the world's going to end anyway so it doesn't matter what we put in writing." Which Emmrich, as a Mourn Watcher, is deeply offended by.

Anyway, that's their lovers' quarrel.

dialogue options that should have been in inquisition

I just needed to show off how pretty Mihika is

Davrin just standing there like

"...you don't have to do this in front of me, right?"

My brother and I were discussing our datv decisions and apparently we both chose to save Dock Town over Treviso for the exact same reasons:

Clarence didn’t realize he was gay until he was in his late 40s, so he doesn’t know this is just a standard first date conversation in queer spaces

Clarence Aldwir's strategy is to convince all of the women in Solas' life to dump his ass

I'm sorry did this game just give us gay coffin sex??

I'm screaming, I know BioWare was expecting Rook to be much younger, but it's really funny to imagine Emmrich freaking out about the age gap between himself and a man in his 50s

Where's the "I'm a divorced middle age man with an adult son" option lmao

I don't usually like making blatant self inserts but it's been that kind of week

I'm just going to share some datv screenshots like that friend who holds you hostage to show you their vacation photos

Clarence giving Davrin dad advice

Neve commented every time he stopped to pet that cat in this quest. goty.

When he introduces you to his parents 😍😍😋🥰

You know that angel wings mural in Nashville where influencers line up to get their photos taken?

GET AWAY FROM HER. GET A JOB.

Solas you fumbled so hard.