man even tumblr ads suck ass now
we are living in fucking 30 rock huh
man even tumblr ads suck ass now
we are living in fucking 30 rock huh
Wait for it
Que weno
is anyone going to tell the people in the notes who are calling the driver an idiot that they did not, in fact, wait for it?
(or that the driver that other people so clearly see is, in fact, not)
ok fuck that got me
(Source)
"The Tech Guild is asking readers to honor the digital picket line and not play popular NYT Games such as Wordle and Connections as well as not use the NYT Cooking app."
i love every diogenes joke
“Queer people need to get weirder-” you can’t handle like. A lesbian.
The funniest part of this post is everyone in the tags immediately making it about things other than lesbians. You can’t even handle like. Thinking about a lesbian.
hi love you guys do me a favor. big big big BIG breath in right now all the way all the way breathe in feel your belly expanding hold hold hold.. hold.. now everything out like ur a deflating balloon. whoosh. whooooooooosh. imagine water streaming from the top of your head down your shoulders off the ends of your fingertips and toes. u are a reed in a river a beam of pure light a steady anvil solid and heavy. ok that was all thank u
things that instantly kill the vibe whenever someone just mentions them:
i was so scared to click this, i thought someone had made a harry potter nft
You shouldn’t have to be trans to get any sex characteristic-related surgery. It’s not a limited resource. Plenty of cis men get implants and cis women get breast reductions. From Colby Gordon today and Leslie Feinberg in Transgender Warriors (1996).
official boob post
vintage 2020 right here
this format is fucking horrifying
The neurodivergent urge to do this
I made this picture in like 5 minutes on Ibispaint and it still haunts me to this day. Nothing else I will ever do will have the same reach.
pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up
saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.
I think spock sleeps like hes been shot