My tumblr is 10 years old today. I remember I joined this website because I was extremely bored one night and found a tumblr that was making fun of whatever Matt Bellamy was wearing.

I haven’t logged on here for more than a year (and it took me a minute to figure out how to find the date of my last post) and I’m surprised it is mostly the same. I’m also surprised my tumblr says “reboob” instead of “reblog,” but I still think it’s funny so I guess some things never change. 

Anyway. Happy birthday to my blog and hello to everyone who might still be lurking in this weird place. 

You know why Bumble is dumb? Because I have a crush on a boy I’ve literally never met. Feelings are stupid and I should have just thrown them all in the trash after this summer.

For some reason, as much as I love food, my anxiety attacks seem to present themselves while I am eating alone.

I mean...my mashed potatoes weren’t that bad.

Just tonight on Tinder, I have come across a guy that one of my exes used to smoke with, a guy that used to live in my old apartment complex and had a girlfriend at the time (he super liked), and a guy that dated one of my friends in high school (also super liked).

I have swiped right on one person tonight. On Bumble.

You guys I joined tinder because I am a single sad person who needs attention and I have 3 boys talking to me and I feel like THE BACHELORETTE COME GET THIS ROSE

Actually don’t, that sounds creepy

That moment when you realize you can't bitch on any social media platform cause the dang people follow you everywhere