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thinking about how john mulaney and the mcelroys talk about their marriages as juxtaposed to most male comedians and just like…god the bar is so low but after so many years of hearing “ball and chain” jokes it is unbelievably refreshing to hear male comedians love the absolute shit out of their wives
millennials are killing the hating your wife industry
griffin does a nasty hit
For context, Justin bet Griffin a slap that Fallout 4 wouldn’t be announced at E3 2015, and lost. So Grif got to do a hit.
Uh, yeah, I am currently at 34. My max is 49.
What?
this is so sad alexa play take it back by jimmy buffet; nautical wheelers byjimmy buffet; jolly mon sing by jimmy buffet; steamer by jimmy buffet; treat her liKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET; MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET; WHEN SALOMEPLAYS THE DRUM BY JAMES BUFFET; HAVANA DAYDREAMING BY JIMMY BUFFET, what the FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU (i had a case of the mondays!) are you fucking HAUNTED? are you fucking POSSESSED? you USED to be my BROTHER
you: codsworth :)))
me, an intellectual:
oh, i’m sorry, did you mean:
[guitar riff]
[image: a drawing of the McElroy brothers. Justin is standing in the background, fists in the air and a big smile on his face. Above his head are the words “I wanna munch” in all caps. The foreground is a closeup on Griffin and Travis’ faces, both looking unamused. Small text above both of their heads reads “squad.”]
Griffin: “Davenport winks.. WHY?”
something i noticed that i appreciated while listening to the backlog of mbmbam is that, in the recent margaritasville episode, travis was the one to step forward and talk to the celebs despite of the fact that all three of them were collectively having anxiety attacks about doing just that. and then in one of the (way) older episodes, they get a question from a listener asking about how to stay calm when meeting celebrities and justin and griff mention that they always have travis be the one to talk to people for them. i thought it was cute that that’s been how they function for so long, and i wondered why it was travis that always stepped up even though he has anxiety as well.
and then it hit me that he’s adhd, and a common symptom of adhd is hyperempathy. personally, i know that whenever i’m with someone who’s too anxious to do something, my hyperempathy kicks in and i’m able to ignore my own anxiety about Doing The Thing so that my friend doesn’t have to do it bc i know how it feels and i don’t want them to have to deal with it. and it seems like travis does the exact same thing for his two brothers.
Some actual original content from thingstaakowouldwear: This is what I’m wearing to MBMBaM tonight! I painted/embroidered/attached the Munch Squad patch by hand and I’m very proud of myself.
what continuously amazes me about the mcelroys is that justin looks like a gay elf, and travis looks like a portland barista who takes regular business trips to narnia. they both look like weird, cool, funny guys. but then griffin looks like if you hit ‘random’ on a character generator for a game exclusively about tax accountants. he looks like he was born with a polo shirt on. he looks like both his first and last names are jeff. he looks like he organizes socks for fun, and then he opens his mouth and says something funny enough that you rupture all your internal organs laughing about it. it’s incredible.
pacific rim where everything is the same except newt geiszler is played by griffin mcelroy
I can’t believe a couple white guys who run a dnd podcast helped me get through the year and made me a generally happier person but here we are
Monster Factory + the McElroy brothers attempt to find human likenesses for their creations
an unstoppable force meets some debatably immovable objects
