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Some teaser quotes from the upcoming Sherlock Australia, created by loversinleagueagainstmoriarty:

“Don’t make blokes into bloody legends, John; legends don’t exist, and if they did I wouldn’t be one of them, mate.”

“I’m not a psycho, I’m just bloody clever and I don’t give a shit.”

Jonno: “That…was ace.” Sherlock: “Ya reckon?” Jonno: “Bloody oath, it was bonza. Fuckin’ bonza.” Sherlock: “Not what they usually say.” Jonno: “What do they usually say?” Sherlock: “Fuck off ya wanker.”

Jonno: “You got a sheila?” Sherlock: “Sheilas… not really my area.”

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Sherlock Australia:

Sherlock Holmes, know to his friends and everyone else as Holmesy is an elite surfer from the Gold Coast. He’s also a detective, a genius, and a master of...