fatfemmefreaquency reblogged
Mr. Business and The Heavy have claimed the role of Luigi's giant goth girlfriends.
sorry i had toooooo draw them
#damn these chickens are living MY best life#me and who and who#also the chickens are living my best life (and theirs i hope) because they do not have to have a job or worry about the economy#also they do not know about nuclear war and even though they know about climate change they have no idea that there is someone to blame#i envy animals this ignorance even though they too suffer due to the selfishness of humanity#ignorance may not be bliss but it sure looks fucking better than knowing and being full of rage and despair idk#beyond that…#i guess if i think hard on it i’m not a big goth girlfriend i’d just be a big alt girlfriend#and b4 anyone is all ‘alternative to what’ uhhhh alternative to normies. hairy scary and lots of broke-bitch-witch-on-a-budget vibes#somewhere between punk and folksy idk#i like the goth aesthetic basically but not the black-centric colour scheme#i look like a genderqueer vampire trying to mimic humanity but they’re too confused RE the decade & what trends are trending#also this vampire likes to wear religious symbols to totally throw people off so there’s lots of crosses and pentacles and triskelions etc#if you see me out and about without at least an evil eye ward & a tree of life on me somewhere then clearly i am suffering in the worst way#totally giving up on pretending to be human & functional at that point. if i’m wearing all black & no jewelry: same thing