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palamedes: so i take it you have a fraught relationship with your necromancer

gideon: yeah. i hate harrow so much. i hate her so fucking much. i hate her so bad. i hate her masterful use of inch-wide costal cartilage chips to create three fully-formed eight-foot skeletons in under five seconds to pound me bodily into the ground before i slice them up into shreds with my longsword and we both end up standing there breathing heavy and covered in blood, staring at each other. i hate her more than anything. i especially hate the cupid’s bow of her lips and how the divot of her philtrum looks like a sculptor’s thumbprint lovingly pressed into clay. god i hate harrow

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Every day those skeleton lesbians are on my dash beating the shit out of each other or making out or playing mario kart. I don't even know what kind of media the locked tomb is. Is it a tv series? A collection of plushies? A webcomic? A limited edition beverage with an oddly detailed lore behind it? Perchance. All of these questions and more could be solved by a simple google search, yet I kind of like having something that I have no context for - or understanding of - cross my dash occasionally. Adds a bit of spice. McGriddle and Shark? I hope they get gay married. I hope this isn't a queerbaiting situation or whatever. I hope they have lots of skeleton babies and their coffee shop continues to thrive. I hope they finally kill the onceler.

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