fantasylandbitch reblogged
Me getting in my head when I message my friends.
fantasylandbitch reblogged
Me to my dog Aubrey and my sisters Dog Starbuck. Like we know there is no one at the door right but Aubrey and Starbuck will continue to bark until someone checks. SO I get from the couch to check and I turn to the dogs and say:
Me: SEE! I told you hoes that nobody is at the door! Are you girls looking? I see Starbuck looking, Aubrey don't you dare look away from the door you need to see how you just played yourself!
Aubrey: *gives me attitude and then walks away to lay down*
Me: That's what I thought Aubrey. Don't act like I don't see you. Starbuck go join your sister and lay down dude.
Starbuck: *Lays down near Aubrey as they cow exists next to each other*
Aubrey is a mixed breed and Starbuck is a Golden Retriever.
fantasylandbitch reblogged
Me on my days off sometimes. I sleep until 10:00am or if I'm really feeling the effects of my job I wake up at 1:00pm or 2:00pm in the afternoon. I walk my dog and then give us both our breakfasts and then I hop on to my computer to play music, hangout with my friends, and write.