Me having writers block for a week or two
Me (at the computer writing and rewriting the summary for the next chapter of "A Love so Understanding Series"): What am I supposed to write? What did I do last time to get through this?
Dirty Humor: (lurking in my closet with a smile looking at me)
Me: I hate having writers cock.
(Thinks about what I just said and turns my head like a bird while looking at the screen with a questioning look)
Me: What the fuck did I just say?
Dirty Humor (Steping out of the closet): You said that you have a writers cock it must be big that its keeping you from thinking.
Me (I say trying not to laugh): I know I make jokes about my dick hitting the floor but this is not one of them. I have a writers block not a writers cock!
My last brain cell: What about having writers pussy?
Me (Plays a playlist for the extended series of A Love so Understanding): . . . .