Ok that Online Prison Affair AU inspired me with this one.
Imagine an AU where Lucifer is a serial killar and Adam is a prison guard trying to catch him, but Lucifer’s also his long distance boyfriend.
Idk I just like the idea lol
Au idea where Lucifer never fell, Adam still goes to heaven and is nice and keeps most of his innocence. Lucifer being his sassy best friend and crush.
Oh so something like a Michael and Lucifer swap AU? Michael takes Lucifer’s role and is the one to get the humans sent to Earth while Lucifer’s just sad for his best friend being there??
Yeah I like that!
Or maybe it could be a non-depressing version of Lucifer’s backstory from Lilo and Stitch AU where Lucifer was an angel created a while after the humans and another angel soon to be devil named Samael was in his original role.
But instead of Adam oofing himself to join him he becomes angry at Samael for getting him there and choosing Lilith and tries his best to come to heaven. (Or maybe he’s not even in love with Samael and is just bitter about his friend betraying him and choosing to believe his abuser)
Both end up as the same honestly lmao, but it does change their dynamic and pasts a bit.
Anyway I love the idea regardless. And Lucifer’s in love with him too but they’re both oblivious morons lmao
I love it when Adamsapple AUs are like:
Adam: *Existing*
Lucifer: Yea I’m taking you as my wife
Behind Her Back AU @things-arent-what-they-seem66 @beef-brisket
This took me a forever- Also it is my first time trying to start one of these so this is indeed shit but whatever. A start’s a start.
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Adam sighed with relief on the inside of his mask as he and his girls flew back to heaven after that year’s extermination. It had been a torture to went through this again, and watch as his girls made sure all the demons were killed brutally and slowly.
Especially Lute. Jesus Christ he found her skinning one alive that day.
The prtal closed behinf the army of the angels when they were finally back at their home, and Adam gave them their usual “We-did-great” talk before declaring they could leave and seperated himself from them with Lute.
Lute took off her helmet, she had a tired but rare smile.
Lute: FUCK did I need this sir!
Adam didn’t bother with doing the same to his, everyone knew by then that he liked it on, but he did give a huge teethed smile.
Adam: Same babe! Though it was too fucking tiring.
Lute: Agreed agreed. Want to go to that restaurant with ribs again? Relaxation and celebration.
Adam pretended like he thought about it for a second, Lute had no idea he was busy after all.
Adam: Ooh, uh, thanks Dangertits but I think I’m going to sleep for a while. It really was tiring. Why don’t you go with the others?
Lute: .. Sure..
Adam crossed his arms playfully and looked away: Look this man hasn’t slept in a week! Have mercy ‘kay?
He did manage to make Lute laugh.
Lute: Fine I do. But you owe me soldier.
Adam: Oh I do? We’ll see. See you Tits.
Lute: See you. Sir.
Adam flashed a smile and teleported in a flash of light to his room.
He groaned and threw himself to his bed and took his mask off. Pretending like you enjoyed a genocide got tiring really fast, more than the actual genocide itself.
Not helped by how much he absolutely hated it. If this weren’t for helping heaven he’d quit it right there.
He took out his phone and absentmindedly sent a message to the only number he had with a +666.
His only relief those days.
So an AU where Adam is Angel Dust and Lucifer is Husk maybe?
So here’s the King of Purgatory AU @beef-brisket. @things-arent-what-they-seem66 Helped me with this one.
Adam looks like Beetlejuice in this lol
Adam dies on Earth and ends up in an almost completely grey place -Only his body outside of his gray skin and some plants still have colors- similar to Earth. It’s like an imitation of that place, only devoid of all the joy or pain you can get from it, completely neutral and bland. He’s also still a human as he guesses, only now he’s.. Not exactly solid. He can touch things, but he doesn’t feel anything from them or around him. And he’s floating all the time if he’s not making an effort to step on the ground.
He doesn’t understand where he is or why he is there at first, that is until Sera eventually shows up after he spent about 7 years there. He’s excited as he thinks he’s finally going to be out of this place he doesn’t even know what is, and finally get to see his wife and kids again maybe, but that’s not exactly the case.
Sera tells him that the place he ended up on is Purgatory, a small dimension they JUST learned the existence of that managed to get in between Heaven and Hell like some sort of a waiting room.
And the reason why he was there is because his soul is completely divided in between being good and being bad. He’s too pure for Hell but too corrupted for Heaven so he’s stuck there as a ghost. (If you know the Asphodel Meadows from Greek mythology it’s like that)
Adam begs her to let him come to Heaven but she refuses all the way. They can’t just let a soul like him go and live with the winners. Then she leaves after warning Adam of other souls possibly coming too since he can’t be the only one completely divided among humans.
So Adam stays there alone until some souls start to show up after one point. He's not sure how much time has passed so it's just an assumption but it's about 30 years after since he died did some start to come there. The people coming there are just like him, they can't feel anything (physically that is), taste anything and they slowly lose all their colors.
At one point Adam declares himself as the King of the place but it's mostly just symbolic and because he's the only one that is allowed to talk with the angels (They have an embassy on their own that is being protected by Heaven) whenever they come to check the numbers. Though over time he does gain some power over time because he figures out that soul contracts are a thing and gains some of them. (He's the only person that can do it in solid numbers because other souls simply have nothing to offer to others but he does as they get to keep their colors at least. Souls there are that desperate to have something new you'd be surprised how many people give themselves to him completely just so they can have this at last.)
Purgatory isn't like Hell or Heaven, there isn't a ton of ghost population there as it gets like five times less souls per ten years. And also because souls in Purgatory can fall and rise to heaven given what they do there even though it takes a fairly long time, like they are given a second chance at life -For this reason Purgatory is completely divided of people trying to get to Heaven and Hell, there's a decent bit of chaos there-
Well except for only one of them.
Adam.
Even Adam himself nor do the higher up angels know why he's stuck there no matter what he does. He's simply not allowed to leave Purgatory permanently no matter how much or what he desires, begs and does purposefully to get out of there.
But there's a reason why I said permanently.
Over time -it takes a long time-, Adam slowly finds out that he can open portals to a specific spot in Hell -Heaven is way too protected from the outsiders compared to Hell so he can't to there- and be there for about a week before he has to go back to his "home", completely invisible to the people there and unable to interact with them unless he tries really hard.
That specific spot is the Morningstar Manor obviously. He's like an actual ghost haunting there lol.
And, it takes him even longer to figure this one out, but once every 100 years, he has enough power to be in Hell and be around people just fine for a day. (And if someone there says his name three times, he can stick there longer, even as a sentient being, but it needs to be "refreshed" once every year. Yes Beetlejuice.)
Over time, Adam went kind of insane. Lost all hope about himself and his ability of going anywhere, but unlike Lucifer, he is mostly just having fun the entire time not caring the slightest about what happens to what.
What's the point of caring anyway, when it doesn't even have consequences? The ghostly folks will respawn just fine. The plants will regrow just fine. His body will return to normal after just fine.
He's mainly like Alastor but with even more insanity and with the power of at least a sin. He basically has everyone there by default. If souls there were worthy like sinners' are he'd be more powerful than the Morningstar family.
Speaking of them, they're the only people left that he hates almost religiously. Maybe not so much the kid, he's basically watched her grow from afar, but definitely Lilith and Lucifer, he blames them for the entire thing of himself as you'd expect. His hatred for them is the only thing keeping him from going completely off rails ironically.
Well he does dream of fucking Lucifer to his bed and then bashing his skull but that's not our point
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During one of his days spent in Hell, he sees the daughter of Lucifer on TV promoting a stupid hotel, so he decides to go help her. He likes and is familiar with aimless, stupid and doomed to fail projects, he had one himself a long, long time.
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WHEW- This was a long one lol. Hope you liked it!
Okay so remember/have seen my Behind Her Back AU?
Where Adam and Lucifer were secretly dating the whole time but Adam played the villain to keep Charlie safe because he knew they’d get rid of her immediately?
Just asking..
I mean I would be interested in cough cough a rp of it cough lol
Ok hear me out people
An assassin human AU where Lucifer hires Adam like how Blitz did with Millie but they end up dating.
Credit to twitter artist IDontWannaExist
THIS IS IT!! THIS IS OUR AU!!
OMG YES!! IT FITS SO WELL!!
Alastor let my baby fucking go omg.
Au with that Fester Demon because angst.
I’m gonna sound dumb but
What’s a fester demon?
I doubt it’s anything good..
Okay so Queen of the Sea Au
What if Alastor gave Adam the map to Lilith's crown in the hopes it would kill him since the crown is considered cursed and highly dangerous. And also considered a myth.
Oh yeah. And even if it wasn’t real (which he fully believed it wasn’t) he hoped it’d at least be enough fuel for him to keep throwing his life over a ‘legend’.
Well it did kill human Adam.
@decentsoupperson I feel like I'm going to push the Weeping Angels Au oneshot till it's December 17th
Perfect middle point for a birthday present for both of us hehehe
Ok hear me out @things-arent-what-they-seem66 @kittenfangirl20 @beef-brisket
Prince x Monster AU where Adam’s a soon to be king prince who fell for a monster named Lucifer, the most dangerous and powerful of them all, and got pregnant from him, then got captured and imprisoned in a crystal by his own family once they found out what he did to their “royal blood”.
Lucifer tried to go against it but they took him into one too.
Idk I like it and just wanted to do one of these it’s probably shit but meeh 🤷🏻♀️
Inspired from Eclipsa’s story from SVTFOE ig, though it has little to no similarities as to well I don’t know much about her story other than she fell for a monster and got captured lmao
So apparently you guys like my random shit....
Surprised lol. Thank you all so much 🥺
What should I do?
I have a sorta idea of making the smut I had planned for the Adamsapple harvest or I have an idea I love for my Husbands in Love AU (where Lucifer and Adam are both first humans + Lucifer’s Lilith’s second husband) Which one it is is up to you
For the rp blog, Adam would totally buy and wear a fake nine month pregnant belly just to see Lucifer's reaction to make him think the twins grew over night lol
But Lucifer can tell it's just silicone
You know it LMAO
For just one moment he managed to make him believe it, then Lucifer saw the plastic but decided to keep it going and ‘fainted’ to escape the rest of his daily activities.
I’d like to apologize to everyone who had sent me an ask with an AU idea and I still hadn’t answered.
I’m only keeping them because I wanna do all your ideas justice and for them to not get lost in the unending realm of Adamsapple AUs, I will get to all of them, I promise.
Especially from @things-arent-what-they-seem66 @fuckinglovelyhoe @decentsoupperson and @staywskz143
Sorry you guys just a bit busy with school work and other shit in my life these days, I wanna say here that they’re all so great and I want to go further with them in detail properly once I have the time and mental energy.
Idk why I did this, what I see in this, or how this came to me but,
Mute Lucifer and deaf Adam Human AU (or the other way around)
Like. Help me.
I guess I like the idea of them being both sorta social rejects but then finding each other?