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Wrath

@fangirlofallthefanthings

Sing, oh gods, of the wrath of a tini bean who doesn’t like being short
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thegreatyin

"how can m/f ships be good-" first of all through the power of bisexuality anything is possible so write that down. second of all if we start othering ships based on gender and nothing else we're no better than the opposition. third of all you need to watch more addams family

Fourth of all, read the Odyssey. Every married couple should strive for the health of Gomez/Morticia Addams and Odysseus/Penelope, straight or otherwise.

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greayworks

I know everyone loves the idea of Epic Athena being handed Telemachus as an infant by Odysseus and feeling warmth, kindness, and protection like a surrogate aunt or grandma

But I think it'd be funnier if at first she was just kind of confused because she thought it was an offering.

"Hold out your arms Athena... His name is Telemachus"

"I... I don't really want this"

"Um... It's a nice gesture, but this is yours. I'm flattered! Don't get me wrong, but hecatombs are fine. You don't need to give me your child."

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akekiitaz

Thinking about Clytemnestra and Penelope...

Penelope, who had Odysseus turn to her and ask "What do YOU want to do?" When her father begged him to let her stay in Sparta instead of going to his kingdom.

Clytemnestra, on the other hand, who was taken by Aggamemnon against her will as a prize. In some versions, he even kidnapped her and killed her previous husband.

Aggamemnon, who killed his daughter for war, as an offering. He loved war and what it brought more than his family.

Odysseus, who refused to kill his son and for that, he was sent to war. He loved his family more than he loved peace.

Aggamemnon, who cheated on clytemnestra more times than one can count, brought his lovers to their house, their palace, and didn't hide what he did. He did that even before going to war and staying away from his wife for 10 years, and after it was over.

Odysseus, who stayed 20 years away from home, trapped at many islands and storms, yet did not cheat on his wife once. He stayed faithful his whole life.

They were so different. I wonder if Penelope understood when Clytemnestra killed her husband, because that could have been her, or if she didn't because that wasn't her. She had a completely different life.

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Anonymous asked:

heard you have headcanons on ody and dio meeting again after he returns. how does that go? how does penelope feel?

Ooooo!!! Boy, do I have ideas [insert shakey turtle of excitement here]

So, it's a little bit complicated, and I don't want to give too much away since it relates to what I'm currently working on, BUT!

I GOT YOU, FAM!

Basically: after Diomedes gets kicked out of Argos (it's very sad, the poor man), he realizes he has nowhere else to go except literally anywhere but the Eastern Mediterranean. So, he sets off for Hesperia (aka modern Italy) to start a new life there. But in this time of heartbreak, he's missing Odysseus even more (they had a sad goodbye on Crete; it's a long story), and he decides to stop at Ithaca on the way to get some supplies and maybe visit Ody. But when he gets there, he finds that Ody is MIA and Penelope is running things. So he hangs out for a while and gets to know Pen and Telemachus (who is about 11 or 12 by this point), and quickly figures out why Ody would talk about her literally any chance he got. She's beautiful, yes, but she's also just as cunning and wise as Odysseus is... The same qualities Dio fell in love with. And Pen is curious about Dio, too. She's heard many stories and news about her husband's schemes with Dio, and she starts falling for him a bit, too. But Diomedes doesn't want to dishonor the Bro Code by getting with Penelope. Ody loves Penelope! Dio could never hurt Ody like that. So... He leaves. He says goodbye to Pen and Telemachus and heads off to Hesperia. He and Penelope wonder what could have been since they believe they will never see each other again.

BUT THEN ODY RETURNS TO ITHACA!!! YIPPEE!!! Diomedes hears this news, but he has his new city to run, so he doesn't return immediately. After a few years, though, he gets usurped and kicked out again, so he's like, "Welp. I have nowhere else to go," and he goes back to Ithaca. He and Ody reunite and there's hugs all around and it's really sweet. Dio soon finds that OdyPen had another kid, a daughter (I haven't figured out a name for her yet, but she's two when Dio shows up). This part of the story is very loose, but I do know they all put two and two together eventually (Odysseus is very happy about this as you can imagine lmao!) It's little slice of life stuff from there. A little hc I have about the three of them is that Dio teaches OdyPen's daughter how to box because she's a little firecracker and needs to get rid of excess energy somehow, but she can't stay still long enough to weave (plus she's really little and doesn't have the fine motor skills for that yet). Dio and Ody also work together to hone Telemachus's and Diodotus's skills (who Diodotus is... you'll know soon enough lmao). I also hc that Pen frequently tricks OdyDio into wrestling each other so she can watch for her own entertainment. She's just sitting to the side, eating her bowl of table grapes, enjoying the show okasdfhsdugif- I also hc that... Once OdyPen passes on, Diomedes leaves again. The kids don't want him to go, but he can't stay. He wants to honor Ody's wish for Tele to be king. If he stays, people will think he wants to take over. He doesn't want a war among Ody's people so... he leaves. He establishes one last city in Hesperia and feels his life coming to a close. He climbs a nearby cliff by the sea to enjoy the view, looking east. Then Athena shows up, and he accepts immortality. Sorry... Got sort of sad toward the end there, but that's a few things! I have a lot of thoughts, but I'm very scattered rn. If you have more specific questions, feel free to ask! I don't bite, I promise! :D

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