Wrath

Everybody! Yearly redraw!

(2022 and 2023's version)

It's 12am guys, you know what that means.. Happy Pride Month 2024!!

ROUND 5: POLL #1

PROPAGANDA BELOW

@brediest-littleguy @secretly-larry-daley @sweetcookie500 @night-at-the-musian @not-sobasicbisexual @iceeericeee @helphowdoiusethis cmon we can win we just gotta team together and vote!!

WE NEED TO GET JEDTAVIUS TO WIN

VOTE THE TINY GAY BOYS

SOMEONE GIMME MULTI-LINGUAL JED AND OCTAVIUS PLEASE

I NEED IT.

JED AT THE VERY LEAST KNOWS SPANISH AND ENGLISH IF NOT ALSO MANDARIN BECAUSE OF THE RAILROAD. LIKE, Y’ALL, HE CANONICALLY ON SOME LEVEL ACTUALLY KNOWS SPANISH

“No comprendo, amigo!” HE SHOUTS THAT AT THE AUGUSTUS BUST. IS THE ACCENT SHIT? YES. BUT IM CHALKING THAT UP TO ACTORS CHOICE CAUSE GUESS WHAT. HE CONJUGATED IT FUCKIN CORRECTLY.

GIMME JED SPEAKING IN ENGLISH COMPLETELY NORMAL BUT THEN HIS BRAIN DECIDES TO FORGET THE WORD IN ENGLISH SO HE JUST STOPS FOR A MOMENT AND STARES AT NOTHING, SO HE JUST SAYS IT IN SPANISH AND OCTAVIUS JUST STARES AT HIM LIKE ‘…tf?’ BUT THEN THEY GO TO CARRY ON THE CONVERSATION AND LIKE HALF A BEAT LATER JED JUST SHOUTS THE WORD IN ENGLISH CAUSE HE REMEMBERS IT NOW. LIKE:

“I mean, I ain’t ever seen such a mess! Hell we even had to get a new… uh…”

“…”

“…”

“Jedediah?”

“…mesa…”

“…mesa?”

“I… can’t remember it in English right now… but I’m sure it’ll come back to me… uhm, anyways, yeah we had to get a new one of those, which sucks cause it was the only good one in that tavern! I ain’t ever seen such a brawl, I mean- TABLE!”

“Jupiter- Jedediah what the fu-”

“That’s the word! Table! Alright, we’re good now, as I was sayin-”

AND OCTAVIUS? DUDE IS A FUCKIN ROMAN GENERAL, SO NOT ONLY DOES HE KNOW LATIN, BUT HE IS ALSO LIKELY FLUENT IN GREEK. SO ENGLISH IS HIS FUCKIN THIRD LANGUAGE

SO YOUR TELLING ME, THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ONE SINGLE MOMENT IN BOTH CANON CONTENT AND NON-CANON CONTENT WHERE OCTAVIUS FORGETS THE WORD IN ENGLISH SO HE COMES UP WITH SOME BATSHIT CRAZY SOUNDING DESCRIPTION OR MAKES A SOUND EFFECT AND JED JUST HAS TO TRY TO FUCKIN GUESS WHAT HE MEANS.

“Hey Octy, did ya see where lil’ Ted went?”

“Yeah he went on the- the um- the horse tornado.”

“…what?”

“You know, the horse tornado.”

“…do you mean the ‘Carousel’?”

“That’s the word! Yes, the Carousel, yes.”

OR

“He went on the… Jed how you say *makes helicopter noises*”

“…oh! Helicopter.”

“Yes! That.”

AND I WANT IT TO GET TO THE POINT WHERE JED STARTS GETTING IT FIRST TRY NO HESITATION WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS LIKE “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I JUST WITNESS, HOW DID YOU GET ‘PEN’ FROM HIM SAYING ‘BLEEDING INK STICK’”

And even better. I want Jed learning Latin for Octavius once he finds out English is his third language. Because if Octavius learned his first language, then he’ll be damned if he doesn’t do the same for Octavius.

I BEG OF THEE, PLEASE

I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING U SAY 😤

Like I think many people are pretty much neglecting the fact that Jed canonically speaks goddamn Spanish. It's such a small detail, but I think it would be a great addiction to his character in fics or other stuff!!

But I'm also kind of confused as to why Octavius didn't say any words in Latin since he's from ancient Rome (or maybe I didn't notice that?.. but as far as I can remember he speaks only English in all three movies). I guess it's a fanon detail, but pretty much a logical detail 🤷

I’m definitely having Octavius teach Jed Latin/Greek. A large part of Spanish has Latin/Greek origins, so it wouldn’t be too hard.

No promises that Jed’s accent would be any good when speaking those languages tho XD

natm headcanon that larry put up a pride flag in the museum and everyone was confused and kept asking about it and he just explained it as “it means you support what octavius and jedediah have going on”

Real

this is canon actually, i would know, i was the pride flag..

i would know, im the security camera (that every character in the movie seems to ignore exists-)

I would know, I was the museum

I would know, I was Larry's flashlight

I would know, I was the giant globe

I would know, I was Jedediah's boot 💀

I would know, I was Teddy’s horse.

octavius is so me because I too could not stand a chance against a man with medium length blonde hair

I am a simple woman…

And I am SO WEAK FOR FLOOFY HAIR

Sometimes I randomly get obsessed with something and it's usually bc of gay people. For example I somehow just got obsessed with night at the museum bc of the gay minis and now I watched all three movies three times this week and now I'm drawing fan art while listening to September

Dude legit same. I'm writing a fanfic rn lmao

If someone told me I'll end 2023 obsessed with two gay men I probably would've believed you, but I wouldn't expect them to be Jedediah and Octavius

Same here. I was fully on track to be obsessed with Odysseus and Diomedes. Maybe even Achilles and Patroclus. Jedediah and Octavius from Night at the Museum smacked me in the face, and I still don't know how to react.

...

Oh, well. Back to writing ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

What I should be working on:

My ongoing fic that needs a new chapter soon

What I'm instead working on:

A gods damned Jedtavius oneshot

This should not be a mood... It's a problem ;-;

this guy here knows what they are

#face-journey-of-someone-who-realized-their-leader-is-in-love-with-a-cowboy Don't you dare hide this in the tags cus it's true.

I need more Jedediah and Octavius fanfics on Ao3, I'm running out, please.

NEVER FEAR! I'm working on one now <3

Born to say "Save yourself!". "I ain't quittin' you!"

Forced to say "I love you". "Love you too"

@mydnyteraven

hyperfixating on the night at the museum trilogy was NOT on my 2023 bingo card yet here i am combing through the jedtavius tag on ao3 for the fourth day in a row

FUCKING MOOD