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Wrath

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Sing, oh gods, of the wrath of a tini bean who doesn’t like being short
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Odysseus is a woodcarver. He made his marriage bed himself. I love the thought of him constantly working on projects and just walking in the woods seeing a couple logs and thinking "I can make something with this." Gifts for his beloved wife. Gifts for his loving mom and dad. And eventually gifts for his baby.

A rattle at first, but he'd probably get excited and already start making toys for him to play with when Tele gets older. Little animal figurines, tops, a swing, yo-yos, and more. (Yo-yos are from Greece! Or at least the first depictions are from there. I think it'd be funny if Odysseus was one to have a yo-yo often as this man always needs to be doing something. He's that guy that is always doing tricks.)

I really love the thought of him leaving toys behind for his little boy, and Telemachus keeps them because they were made for him by his DAD. It reminds him that he had one at some point. (There are the coming-of-age ceremonies, but there are probably things he could've kept.)

10 years later, Odysseus remembers the little wooden rattle of a dog he made for his son. Where one could easily seal the seeds inside yet open them when needed from the stomach and...Huh, that's an idea.

And thus the Trojan Horse was born.

His "Greatest Achievement" came from thoughts of his son.

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Odysseus: Love, if I died, would you get married again?
Penelope: That's a stupid question, I wouldn't let you die.
Odysseus: But what if it was out of your control, like I was run over by a chariot or fell ill or something?
Penelope: I would march down into the Fields of Punishment and drag you back out.
Odysseus: What if I was at peace in the afterlife, and didn't want to come back?
Penelope: I don't care what you want, you think I'm living without you? Are you crazy?
Odysseus: Awwwww. Wait, why did you just assume I'd end up in the Fields of Punishment?
Penelope: Have you met yourself? You're a heinous bastard and that's why I love you.
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