The Optimistic Authour

@lawful-evil-novelist

Jervis: Jonathan tell Edward to stop pointing a gun at me!

Edward: YOU SPILLED TEA ON MY GOOD SUIT!

Jervis: You have a billion other suits! That one wasn’t even your color!

Edward: THAT SUIT WAS WORTH A MILLION AND A BLEND OF THE MOST EXQUISITE FIBERS IN THE WORLD. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO TO STEAL THAT?

Jervis: what were you doing parading in a million dollar suit??

Edward: I HAVE CLASS JERVIS.

*childish bickering continues*

Jonathan- * queue evanescence* wake me up (wake me up inside), i can’t wake up (wake me up inside). saaave meee

lol. Jon is done, as always. He’s not even there. Completely detached, Bye Jon.

Mad Hatter + TV Tropes

When whole Squad knows how to shoot except you.

im using photoshop for evil

“MUST GO! MUST GO! THEY’RE AFTER ME AND THE SCARECROW!”

This scene. That is all.

Gotham badboys trios

“I got it…no tea, no pie, but don’t tell me goodbye.”

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Dismissive, rude. I don’t like your attitude.

Wait, what do you mean this isn’t Riverdale?