The Optimistic Authour

There’s something incredibly special about holding this in your hands

And flipping to the back, to see all the usernames of the people quoted in this book, of the shitposters, theorizers, analyzers, and artists, this is tumblr at its very core, and you can hold it in your hand, and it’s beautiful and I love it

I just got my copy! This is so great. It is the classiest of hardcovers, with a red ribbon bookmark and everything. The commentary is on the sides, next to the text, like some highfalutin' literary analysis.

Only instead of explaining ancient historical references, it's adding the most delightful of modern ones.

This is going to be an important piece of literary history; mark my words. I'm so glad to be here for it.

they garden now @mightypieworkshop

dnd day

shadowgast beauyasha double date beau sneaks them into the archives. beau and yasha make out in the stacks and on yudala’s desk (beau private fantasy fulfillment) essek and caleb sit there and read. essek calls it a ‘wild night’ so beau makes him sit in the corner as punishment. he steals five books and confesses this to caleb later that night in shame. caleb sheepishly pulls six books out of his bag. essek discovers sexual attraction.

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard

Maple syrup vampire husband

Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.

The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe

This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!

I regret nothing

WE NEED WYLAN.

YOI Season 2 but Viktor’s exhibition skate is just this

music to my ears 💀

[ID: A two image, colorless comic of Caduceus with his bone flute done in an ink brush style. He is a thin firbolg with long hair shaved on the left side. He is dressed in a simple coat over a wrap tunic. In the first image, his expression is calm as he looks down at his flute. In the second, there is a motion blur and his eyes are bright red. Caduceus is now playing the flute. /end ID]

Guys we’re trending!

The slide and snuggle is a favorite of my two

IM GONNA CRY

Omg this is exactly what having a Maine Coon is like!

shadowgast wedding and instead of normal vows, essek just says "you'll owe me a favor"

Caduceus around the Mighty Nein is like Gordon Ramsay when he’s helping kids learn how to cook. Caduceus when they try to come into the kitchen is like Gordon Ramsay on Hell’s Kitchen

Based on a post by @incorrect-rk1k

Cute date idea: take them to burn down Cyberlife Tower 💕

I don’t know if others caught this, but in the middle of the fight, Marisha said that she no longer has a backup character.

Which likely means that she was planning on bringing Hazel Copperpot of the Hupperdook Copperpots into the Mighty Nein campaign if Beau died and couldn’t be resurrected.

Just… just imagine that. Imagine Hazel with Jester and Nott and everyone. The sheer chaos.

“and… he blushes, and that’s his turn.” 

bonus: date night

I don‘t get it

I do

Zutara week 2019 Day 7 -  Easier I suspect that I misinterpreted the meaning of the word “easier”, but anyway

Who made Kat angry this time?!

@zutarawasrobbed I had to

sorry,guys