I was today years old when I discovered that there are roleplayed geraskier podfics. Complete with Geralt’s deep growl and Jaskier’s chattiness (the voice actors are amazing). So if you are a fan of geraskier and in the mood for something naughty, then I recommend checking Cmakesp on Bandcamp. Especially “Don’t Die on Me” and “Let Sleeping Witchers Lie”. Keep in mind that they are all 18+ NSFW.
I'm losing my mind, folks. I went home early, and was just gonna have a boring night putting away laundry. But then I got a notification...
No one has ever done that for me before! I'm beside myself!
It's for Try Me, my Jaskier x Eskel Christmas fic (Eskel nation rise) where Eskel is the owner of a children's bookshop and Jaskier is a musician who comes in and sings to the kids. Eskel is harboring a huge crush on Jaskier, but hasn't had the confidence to date anyone since his accident. But Jaskier is harboring a secret of his own, that might just surprise him.
Go listen to it! It sounds so frickin professional and beautiful and LOVELY. I just sat and listened with a smile on my face. It's like a warm bath.
It's the perfect length for a little bon bon of a story (just under 40 minutes). Listen to it while you're driving! Doing chores! Whatever! Then go give them kudos and a comment and a follow if you enjoyed it.
We fic writers know what it is to labor over something for love, and what an honor it is when someone does it for us!
I feel love in this Chilis tonight.
Found the pod fic’er (is there a word for that?) on tumblr. It’s @toomanymuffins , who writes her own lovely Jaskel fics.
Thank you so much dear!! ♥️♥️♥️
I'm losing my mind, folks. I went home early, and was just gonna have a boring night putting away laundry. But then I got a notification...
No one has ever done that for me before! I'm beside myself!
It's for Try Me, my Jaskier x Eskel Christmas fic (Eskel nation rise) where Eskel is the owner of a children's bookshop and Jaskier is a musician who comes in and sings to the kids. Eskel is harboring a huge crush on Jaskier, but hasn't had the confidence to date anyone since his accident. But Jaskier is harboring a secret of his own, that might just surprise him.
Go listen to it! It sounds so frickin professional and beautiful and LOVELY. I just sat and listened with a smile on my face. It's like a warm bath.
It's the perfect length for a little bon bon of a story (just under 40 minutes). Listen to it while you're driving! Doing chores! Whatever! Then go give them kudos and a comment and a follow if you enjoyed it.
We fic writers know what it is to labor over something for love, and what an honor it is when someone does it for us!
I feel love in this Chilis tonight.
STOP
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR INSANELY HIGH QUALITY PODFICS WITH IMMERSIVE SOUND EFFECTS, FANTASTICALLY IN-CHARACTER DIALOGUE, AND VOICE ACTORS THAT SOUND EXACTLY LIKE NETFLIX!JASKIER AND GERALT???
LOOK NO FURTHER THAN Here We Are AND Don’t Die on Me BY Cmakesp!!!
I typically avoid podfics because I’d much rather read a story myself than listen to someone else read it to me (Joey Batey is the only exception ❤️), but these AREN’T THAT. They’re like movies but just audio!
I was so taken aback by the quality when I first heard ‘Here We Are’ that I couldn’t get past the first 15 seconds without having to pause and rewind and get up then sit down then scream then get up again because there’s lute playing and scattered tavern applause and Jaskier sounding so much like Netflix!Jaskier that I could hardly believe it. What a treat! What a gift! Jaskier and Geralt have lots of great, honest, vulnerable dialogue (especially in ‘Don’t Die on Me’), and there’s also incredibly sexy smut if that’s what floats your boat! (It took me about an hour of pausing and breathing and intermittent screaming before I could get through all of it because AAAAAAAAA)
So yes! I’m amazed that there is so much talent in this fandom for this ship! It seems like the author was convinced to post these on AO3 even though they don’t normally do so, and that they’re gauging whether or not to post more to AO3 based on views/the comments people leave, so if you like, go check these works out and leave a kudo and/or a comment if you enjoyed them!