Geralt: Wait just a goddamned second! You can take horseback riding lessons at this university!? For credit!? And I haven’t even signed up yet!? Fuck!
Yennefer: Yeah, no. I’m not going to another frat party, not even if it’s Super Smash Bros themed.
Ciri: (knocking on the countertop politely) Hello Ma’am, can you please tell me where you keep the bears that make the toilet paper? I have questions for them.
Jaskier: Have you ever considered, you know, talking to a therapist? Or weed, if therapy is too expensive? I know good therapists and I know good weed, I can help you.
Fanon!Aiden: All my friends are bitches and that’s fine with me; makes me seem nicer, you know?
Lambert: I’ll die in the soup aisle of my local [REDACTED] and that’s fine. Put my obituary on one of the labels: Here lies some asshole who really wanted soup.
Eskel: Do I have siblings? Yes. Do I pretend not to know them in public? Also yes.
Triss: No amount of flirting or free drinks will ever convince me to sleep with someone named Harold.
Renfri: Check out my sweet moves! (tries to do the moonwalk, slips, falls on her ass in the produce dept.) Sick, right?
Dara: I just… (heavy sighing) I just don’t want such a chaotic narrative arc, you know? let me be a side character. Let me Vibe in peace.
Cahir: No matter what I do, no matter how I try, I cannot convince myself that a live action Disney movie about rats would be a bad idea.
Yennefer: I'm going to the bakery. Do you want anything?
Geralt, sulking after a fight with Jaskier: I just want Jaskier back.
Yennefer: Okay but I've got like 15 dollars.
Yennefer, muttering while tying her shoelaces: Which should be enough cause that little bitch is a cheap ho...
