ok but like. imagine this happened to cas
dean pulls him out of the empty. he tries to kiss him. “I want to deeply apologize for misspeaking in the dungeon,” Cas says.
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ok but like. imagine this happened to cas
dean pulls him out of the empty. he tries to kiss him. “I want to deeply apologize for misspeaking in the dungeon,” Cas says.
*SAM VOICE* hey guys. get THIS. dean and cas are getting FUCKING MARRIED.
*SAM VOICE* hey guys. get THIS. i’m getting FUCKING MARRIED.
*holds up wedding certificate* ACCORDING TO THE LORE -
CAN WE HAVE ONE PAGE WITHOUT THE FUCKING LORE
Just give me a wholesome Winchester wedding, I'm begging you 😭😭
Archie: My somewhat girlfriend lead me to my doom by sacrificing me in a maple syrup ritual where she stood by while my kind of friend that I saved from drowning carved my heart out
Castiel, in hell for fruity crimes: That's rough, buddy
In sorry.. MAPLE SURUP RITUAL THE FUUUUU
destiel crack → 17/? (insp.)
wait if you have the time would you mind expanding on the parallels between achilles and patroclus and the ships you mentioned?
OH GOD YES I WOULD LOVE TO THANKS FOR ASKING!! The English Major in me jumped out so here's an absolute novel lmao:
Hannibal/Will:
Hannibal and Will are the easiest to draw direct parallels to because they are textually compared to Achilles and Patroclus in canon. Hannibal draws himself as Achilles and Will as Patroclus, then (because apparently he’s never heard of subtlety) shows it to Will.
Hannibal says that hiding and revealing identities is a major theme in the Iliad. Will asks Hannibal to reveal himself to Jack Crawford; in the same episode, Hannibal begins to suspect that Will has betrayed him, hiding his true intentions behind a façade to bait Hannibal into being captured by the FBI. However, Will isn’t even sure himself what his real intentions and identity is, and eventually betrays the FBI and runs away with Hannibal.
After Hannibal realizes that Will betrayed him (which is also the episode after he talks about how they’re like Achilles and Patroclus), he stabs Will in the stomach. Patroclus was killed after being stabbed in the stomach.
Hannibal and Will’s blurring identities is a major theme throughout the show. Just as Patroclus takes on Achilles’s identity on the field of war, Will takes on Hannibal’s identity in many ways—both intentionally, and unintentionally.
Patroclus dies wearing Achilles’s armor. Will is accused of being the Chesapeake Ripper, imprisoned, and could have been executed for Hannibal’s crimes if Hannibal hadn’t interfered.
Hannibal is a god-adjacent character, while Will is his more human counterpart. Will is Hannibal’s tether to his humanity, just as Patroclus is Achilles’s.
Just like Achilles couldn’t stand to be parted from Patroclus, Hannibal chose to let Will pull him off a cliff to their (probable) deaths. Hannibal would rather die with Will than live without him.
There is a significant amount of water imagery in this show. Will especially has a lot of ties to water: he likes to fish (his mind palace is initially shown to be a stream); he’s knowledgeable about boats and sailing (he sails across the Atlantic to find Hannibal); his dreams and hallucinations often include water and/or blood; he pulled Hannibal off a cliff into the ocean in a last ditch attempt to kill them both; etc. The story of Achilles also has lots of water-related motifs since Achilles’s mother, Thetis, is a sea nymph/goddess of water.
Hannibal didn’t become overtly vicious and violent toward the Great Red Dragon until he threatened to kill (and then actually stabbed) Will. Then he went totally feral and (literally) ripped Dolarhyde’s throat out. This reminds me of Achilles losing his mind and killing then mutilating Hector after Hector killed Patroclus.
Steve/Bucky:
Steve and Bucky have the “legendary beloved heroic superhuman soldier” and “childhood friend turned war companion” parallel down to a T. Steve is like Achilles: he is a born soldier who wants to fight for his country, starting out idealistic and becoming worn down and jaded by war over time. Bucky is far more reluctant to go to war but follows Steve back onto the battlefield because he believes in Steve and wants to keep him safe—especially from his own reckless righteousness. This is very similar to Patroclus’s desire to follow Achilles to war mostly out of a desire to protect and guide him away from his self-destructive, hot-headed tendencies.
Just as Patroclus put on Achilles’s armor to fight (and die) in his place on the battlefield, Bucky picks up and wields Steve’s shield just before he falls off the train to his apparent death.
Steve starts out saying that he doesn’t want to kill anybody, but after Bucky “dies”, he vows not to stop until every member of Hydra is either killed or captured. This is similar to Achilles’s reaction to Patroclus’s death, where he goes mad with grief and kills everyone in his path to get to Hector, who he then violently kills.
Additionally, after killing Hector, Achilles continues to fight recklessly until someone kills him. Similarly, Steve keeps fighting to stop Hydra but ultimately goes down with the aircraft carrying the bombs, allowing himself to drown/freeze. There’s probably ways he could have gotten out of that situation, but instead he kind of just gives in and lets himself “die” (at least that’s my interpretation).
The Captain America movies also have some interesting water imagery. Bucky falls to his “death” in a ravine, most likely falling into the frozen stream. Steve “drowns” after he crashes the plane into the ocean; in The Winter Soldier, Steve falls from the helicarrier into the Potomac, and Bucky jumps in after him. Again, the story of Achilles also contains water-related motifs due to Achilles’s mother being a sea nymph; I’m sure I could write an entire essay about these parallels before I figure out how to verbalize why this is interesting, but I’m too lazy to right now lol.
Arthur/Merlin:
Again, just like with Steve and Bucky, this is an obvious case of “famous royal golden hero of legends” and “less well-known but ultimately extremely important companion who follows him to war”. Like Achilles and Patroclus, Arthur and Merlin meet before Arthur is a famous warrior and become friends long before the “big war” that ultimately tears them apart.
Arthur and Achilles might be the famous warriors, but Merlin and Patroclus are the kind-hearted, brave, fiercely loyal companions who serve both as a fellow warrior on the battlefield, and as a moral compass. Just as Achilles looks to Patroclus for advice and as a tether to the humility and importance of humanity in the face of a great destiny, Arthur looks to Merlin.
Both Patroclus and Merlin seem at first to be ordinary men who (in the eyes of most casual observers) aren’t worthy of Achilles/Arthur’s friendship. However, they both become legendary figures of their own, without whom their legendary heroic counterparts would never have survived.
As I mentioned in the section about Hannibal and Will, the theme of hiding and revealing identities is very important in the story of Achilles and Patroclus. One of the biggest plot points in Merlin is that Merlin can’t reveal that he has magic; he doesn’t do so until the last episode, once Arthur has been mortally wounded.
Just as Patroclus always believed that Achilles would live up to his great destiny, Merlin always believed in Arthur. And even though Arthur didn’t know about Merlin’s true potential and role in his rise to the throne, Arthur believed that Merlin was one of the best, most courageous men he’d ever met. This reminds me o Achilles referring to Patroclus as Philtatos (in The Song of Achilles), meaning “best of men”.
In an inverted parallel, Arthur is the one who is stabbed and ultimately dies. Although Achilles does eventually die in war, it isn’t until after Patroclus dies. It is then implied that they will eventually meet again someday, just as Achilles and Patroclus would meet again in the afterlife after their ashes were mingled together.
Dean/Cas:
In this relationship, Dean is very much the “reckless hero with a pre-ordained-by-the-gods destiny who is actually very flawed and carries a lot of self-doubt” and Cas is the “companion with a heart of gold who is almost embarrassingly devoted to the hero and will do anything for him”.
For Dean/Cas, there is also the parallel of struggling with a toxic parental figure who demands too much while also being emotionally absent and manipulative. For Dean, this is John Winchester, and for Achilles, this is Thetis. Cas also struggles with his relationship with his father (who is literally God lmao) and his desire to be a good soldier vs. his desire to do what’s right and to protect the man he loves.
Patroclus strives to help Achilles see that he’s more than just a weapon, and Cas and Dean both do this for each other: Dean helps Cas realize that he’s more than just another emotionless soldier of heaven, and Cas helps Dean realize he’s more than “daddy’s blunt instrument” (the phrasing of which I will still be laughing at in my grave. Thanks, CW.)
Dean’s godly destiny as Michael’s vessel is determined before he’s even born. Achilles’s godly destiny is also determined before he’s born, and neither one really has any say in it.
Patroclus ultimately dies in Achilles’s place, and Cas does the same for Dean many times. When Cas decides to help Dean escape heaven and try to save Sam and stop the apocalypse, he sacrifices himself to help Dean get away. Of the many times Cas puts his life on the line, it’s usually either to help Dean, or to save him. This is reminiscent of how Patroclus did almost everything not in the name of winning the war, or even the greater good (although he was obviously a good person), but to protect Achilles and keep him from getting himself killed.
Whenever Cas is dead, Dean’s mental health visibly deteriorates. He becomes more violent and unpredictable—a worse version of himself—just as Achilles did after Patroclus died.
Just as Patroclus acts as a tether to humanity for Achilles, Cas and Dean both act as tethers to humanity for each other. Cas pulls Dean out of Hell, restoring his humanity, and Dean helps Cas shrug off his emotionless angel identity and find some humanity of his own.
TLDR: Reckless blonde hero (or villain) with a legendary destiny/reputation and badass fighting skills + their viciously loyal brunette companion-slash-lover who's willing to die for them at a moment's notice = good shipping material
Chuck has the fucking audacity to show up to the wedding and is like “yo I’m the father of the groom uwu” and the entire wedding party looks up from beating the piss out of John Winchester and they’re like “sweet, round two bitches” and then they hunt him for sport with Becky Rosen leading the charge
castiel doesn’t have a gender he is mostly a gay man except when he decides to listen to dancing queen by abba whereupon he is a girl for the next three minutes and fifty two seconds because see that girl, watch that scene, he IS the dancing queen,
we need more of random angels having personal beef with cas because we KNOW that one of cas’ personality traits is being a grade-A bitch to people for absolutely no reason and we KNOW he likes to cause problems on purpose. imagine how much funnier SPN would have been if every angel had an “oh castiel? known mean girl castiel? slept with the garrison commander for a promotion castiel? my enemy castiel?” story
the minute castiel betrays heaven all the angels are lined up to be the one to kill him cause he’s such a bitch
every angel: so let me get this straight. you were happy to push ALL of us down the corporate ladder for your career. you undermined the structure of heaven’s army for your career. you went to HELL to rescue and restore the Michael Sword for your career. and now you’re giving all of that up… to become a housewife? for a midwestern white man in his 30s?
cas: yes and you all WISH you were me. i don’t NEED to work anymore unlike all of you who can’t find husbands <3
every angel: i’m going to kill you :)
Guys I'm sorry
Ok but imagine Dean singing "blue eyes hypnotize teri kardi hai mainu" to Cas
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
No :D
Its queued like 8 more times
STOP
PLEASE STOP
I’M FRIGGIN BEGGING YOU
NO
NOPE
NEVER
Ok but what about the rest of the song?
HEY @themoosegoes-deanicandothis LOOK
#i swear trench coar wich bomb lagda mainu
WHY
NO SERIOUSLY WHY???
:D
BECAUSE ITS FUN
Breaking news with deancas.
Bobby really strikes me as the kind of man to not give two fucks about anyone's sexuality. He's read too much lore about non-humans to be so hypocritical as to assume heterosexuality is the default for any living being.
I like the idea that he's seen so much shit he just doesn't care, as long as the people he cares about are happy and no one is hurting anyone else.
He's dealt with so much toxic masculine bullshit from some of his hunter peers that, for the sake of not causing a fuss, he's just rolled his eyes at and hidden behind a book and a beer.
When Dean was a young hunter Bobby could see he was especially close with his male friends, caged by a homophobic father who he tried desperately to please. A father who warped Dean's perception of those friendships and taught him shame and fear of that kind of love between two men.
Bobby was no fool. He saw the way John changed Dean; closed the door on his lingering glances at the guys in the street and catapulted head first into his love for women and booze. But he wasn't about to make the boy's life any more complicated so he just figured one day Dean would figure it out for himself again and he would know that Bobby didn't care at all.
His brand of love was acceptance without prying. Caring for the boy's safety and giving him hell when he needed to hear it. But never, never making him feel shame.
If John ever suspected/caught Dean being too friendly with his buddies, and called Bobby, his response was always:
'He's your son, he's still young and figuring himself out and, shit, he deserves that chance to be young.'
'And your point is? What? So you ain't gonna love 'im? Ain't he proved himself to you time and time again?'
'i don't care what he might've done with any Tom, Dick or Harry, as long he ain't dyin in a vamp nest right now'
Years later, Dean and Bobby never talk about it in so many words but Dean never feels the need to say anything. He just knows that when he finally figures this thing out with Cas, Bobby will understand.
After Cas' death he struggles with the immense pain left by this new hole in his chest that he can't quite fill, and he wishes Bobby was there to just give him that unconditional acceptance again. Even if no words are spoken, he knows he's safe there.
Even in Heaven, Bobby's knowing look when he mentions Cas' name, sends a little nervous warmth across Dean's chest and down to his fingertips. He grips his beer tighter, the bitter taste of his father's disapproval in his mouth, but knowing that the man next to him has his back. Knowing that they both know where he's going to go next and who he's going to be looking for.
Anyways, i"m gonna risk sounding like 2012 me here, but y'all have got to stop posting tumblr shit to other sites, especially twitter.
For example the misha Clinton thing. Someone dug it up and posted it on here, we were having a field day, but im sure that ultimately like at least 80% knew it was a joke. Then someone posted it to twitter and now people are writing articles and shit bc theyre taking it seriously and they dont know how tumblr comedy works.
Tumblr is the last place where you can be publically weird without consequences, if you post cringe on twitter you risk getting the attention of a bluecheck and when alyssa Milano criticises your dadaist shitpost you can basically just move to the woods.
People actually spread this crackhead energy around?!!! DON'T!!! Keep it in the fam 😂😂😂😂